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Desc:Ten minutes from the American Darkstalkers cartoon.
Category:Cartoons & Animation, Video Games
Tags:90s, Saturday morning, bad animation, darkstalkers, and then the shark dances too
Submitted:Caminante Nocturno
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He really is strangely attractive.. for a fishman.
This clip is WHY the "bad animation" tag was invented. Wow. Holy fucking shit.

Also gay dragon, swimming cats, and seriously the entire voice cast of Beast Wars.)
Hell, this abomination even had the same voice director as Beast Wars, which might explain it even more.

I don't think there's a single scene where that Dmitri guy looks the same way twice.

Also for some reason that one scene where he has a cup of water made me lose my shit completely.
Dr. Lobotomy
I wonder what current franchise would "benefit" the most from these guys' talents and get made into an animated series.

"You are curiously attractive... for a Pyro"

Frank Rizzo
0:52, wtf was that thing that appeared for like a half second?

did that rock creature at 1:00 say "there are lizards in my pants"?

10 solide minutes of pure fail.
This clip was curiously attractive.
Canadian voice actors.
Yep, nothin' disguises a white furry sasquatch like a NY hat and coat.
a flaming monkey
It doesn't get any better than that...
Incidentally, I once read a manga where Morrigan converted another woman into a demon/succubus thingy by jamming bats into her vagina.

Caminante Nocturno
Oh, dude. I had, like, the world's biggest collection of Darkstalkers hentai back at the turn of the century.

a flaming monkey
Uh huh...and bats in the vagina was pretty run of the mill for this hentai? Damn, that one's been an ace up my sleeve for a long time now...
Oh well, I can always fall back on recounting Tomie comics.

Caminante Nocturno
Bats in the vagina is pretty tame compared to the hentai inspired by a series where one the characters laid eggs in you, died, and had a new version of herself pop out of your back.

A Clinton-era, probably PoE-worthy if it's not already there (and if laughing at crappy old GeoCities sites isn't considered passe' these days) Darkstalkers website:


Oh, also....

got'DAMN there's some bizarre stuff going on in this clip.

Did that man made of gold REALLY say "I am the imperial pudding! There are lizards in my pants!" before flying straight up into the air??

Did the vampire man REALLY just escape from a horde of identical brown cats by turning into a bat???

Did I just see a brief shot of a floating mallet swinging at nothing inside an ice cave?

And really, just WHAT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HELL IS GOING ON with that weird, flappy WEHYAAA-NYYAOOWHEHOOOO thing at about 8:40-8:45??

Lots of weirdness here but those are the most fucked up parts to me.

The only cartoons I really watched through the 1990s were The Tick, South Park, Beavis & Butthead, Ren & Stimpy and the occasional anime thing: adult or quasi-adult fare, basically.

Is it at all safe to assume that any of these clips could make a modicum of sense when seen in their proper context?

There are lizards in my pants!
Janusian Soul
A vampire's greatest weakness. House cats.
Yeti puke igloo.
This show really should have been allowed to run forever.
also: "Succubus" "She sure does"
joffe b
I have to admit that I laughed at the succubus joke non-ironically.

There were a few good lines in there.

The fact that the Wolf just keeps running with that food makes it hilarious. This show is truly a marvel of human engineering

Rodents of Unusual Size
It's like a furry convention got together with a LARPer convention and they had an animated series together.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Also, are those tentacles growing out of the catgirl's head??

Someone there was onto the combination of a barely clothed catgirl character and tentacles. Given the apparent quality of the series it's easy to understand how they failed at implementing the idea.

Sudan no1
I forgot all about Donovan's possessed hat and on again off again lipstick.
Most disturbing of all, to me, is that Raptor can somehow drink through a straw without lips. I kind of wish I'd listened to the astonishingly accurate pre-clip bumps on this video.

Well, at least the writers appeared to be having a lot of fun writing this... it's like they decided to take all their midnight-and-stoned moments from shows with more clout and dump them into this show.
You activate my tag!
"You are curiously attractive for a fish man"
- 0:38 needs to be an animated looping GIF.
All hail the Imperial ... Pudding!
I blame this show for the Darkstalkers franchise kind of rolling over and dying for a decade.
Since we're voting for the evilness of the clip this one gets five stars. I'm surprised this show didn't kill off Darkstalkers entirely. But what really blew it for me is a teen-age boy has Felicia in his bedroom and he's telling her to get out.

My mind is blown by the fact that this is nowhere near comprehensive. Seriously, none of the other clips currently on POEtv are in here, not even BANGY-BANGY!.
how did i miss this, man? i would have fucking loved it
I lost it at the Foo-Fighters bitch slap attack.
Grace Mugabe
1:50 forever

This could not be better.
You'd think a show with scantily-clad succubus and catwoman characters would be a hit. Instead, they made the fish man a metrosexual and the Terminator is a douchebag. Good job, USA Network.

The deer really made me shit my pants, though.
So why are these monsters protecting the annoying teenager, again?
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