What I love about that line is his unctuous confidence. "You think Tony the Tiger was good at this bullshit? Buckle your fucking seatbelt, America, because Nutter Butter Man merchandise is gonna be coming out your ass in under six months!"
Fact: This guy was constantly showing up on playgrounds in the 70s whenever someone opened a bag of Nutter Butters. He was convicted of public exposure in 1983 and sent to Leavenworth, and shortly thereafter was knifed in the showers. The world is a better place without him.