|Adham Nu'man |
trucks turning and side-swiping, plus persistent use of "leg up" pose, should be in a mccain campaign ad
This man is really dedicated. He's willing to both skid and wear tight pants for what he needs. He even lifted a rock.
That was pretty homoerotic considering this was for a chick.
Somewhere, Loren is changing her name and making up dopple ganger stories just in case.
|Doctor Arcane |
Aw, its broken
Somewhere, Loren is fucking another man, laughing at this idiot.
Loren. Hey Loren. Ignore this guy. I can fishtail a truck, too. I got more degrees than this guy. I... I could probably pick up a rock or something? And I live in an apartment, not a fucking farm.
|Man Who Fights Like Woman |
Pretty lackluster until the end, when he announces to the entire internet that he can't get over a girl who left him years ago.
Guess he regrets having sex with that underage waitress at denny's now!
I can relate to the protagonist of this film. And its even more touching to learn that this is real. I too foolishly left a wonderful girl behind. Perhaps I too should build a monument to my lost love.
I guess you better start training to do your rock collecting, haybailing, giant tire rolling and mario world level exit flag move now.
Dude, I hate to tell you but Loren's been turning tricks for meth for about a year and a half.
Come on dude. You and your beautiful strength titties are too good for her.
If only I had more stars I would give them all to that comment.
Anyone have a guess why "she" left him? My best guess is he use to kicked the shit out of her. Either that or he was a closet homosexual but now he's been cured by Jesus. There are signs for both theories but not enough to validate either one.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Yeah, I will vote for this explanation. And part of his recovery program is to try to get her back. This was shown in front of his youth ministry, and the reformed gays, all of whom are buff and cornfed and wearing thongs.
Hopefully Loren responds with a video saying "I loved everything but your one inch penis."
"Loren, I also resurrected the corpse of Aaron Copland and made him write music for my video...FOR YOU."
Also, his ego must be really tall to get those aerial tire-rollin shots.
It's actually from Dragonheart, of all things.
What, did Ganon kidnap her or something?
Loren, if you're out there, RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
|Caminante Nocturno |
This guy would make an incredibly shitty Captain America.
This is the most narcissistic thing I've ever seen, and I once knew a guy who went back in time to fuck himself.
|King of Balls |
This guy's a winner. Maybe someday I'll be a winner, too.
|Shotgun Jackson |
For his sake... I hope Loren has a penis.
This is my buddy's personal trainer, I shit you not.
I don't know how in god's name you can leave a comment like that and NOT regale us with True Tales of Douche McQuadbike.
tell us more about this phenomenon or we will assume you helped him make this video and turn our firy nerd rage in your direction
|Geoff Marr |
I feel bad for this man and his stupidity.
OH NO HE FELL DOWN
OH GOOD HE'S OKAY
I figured it out, he's a time-traveler from 1988. In his time this would have pretty much made him the coolest guy ever, mystery solved.
I'll bet Loren has severe acne, a misshapen torso, and a menagerie of genital infections.
Despite the pic.
If she ever responds to this, I'll bet the first thing she says is "First of all, it's 'Lauren'..."
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