Wow, I really wasn't expecting the description to be an actual quote.
god I lost zillions of quarters in this and dragons lair back in the day
Lost maybe 2 dollars to this game, total lifetime...at age 8 I figured out the formula for this and Dragon's Lair:
1. insert coin
2. move joystick around and watch awesome animation,
which is completely unaffected by your manipulation
of said joystick
4. insert another coin
Some of the most beautiful animation ever... Why the fuck isn't Don Bluth ruling over the film world??
His taste in scripts is lacking?
Rock-a-Doodle is great, I don't now what the hell you are saying
Bluth's biggest problem was trying to take the Disney formula with him to other studios, at the same time that Disney was about to have its second golden age.
So almost all of his movies (excepting The Secret of NIMH) ended up looking like Disney knockoffs. Pixar eventually taught the industry that the key to beating Disney wasn't to beat them at their own game, but to change the game entirely.
That is a meaningless statement. The problem with Bluth's movies is that they're too dark. He knows that the key to Disney's success with children is to bring in some of the upsetting facts of life, the problem is he doesn't know when to say when, so his movies end up being like little horror movies for kids. I remember it fondly but has there ever been a more downbeat children's film than The Secret of NIMH?
Rock a Doodle.
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Chewy lip-synch? hypertrophic timings? It's Bluth!
Last time I saw this game was before I discovered the existence of infantilism as a fetish. Thanks, Internet, for ruining yet another thing by making me realize that people are probably spanking it to this.
Space Ace's girlfriend is Dirk the Daring's girlfriend with red hair.
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