Sadly, I can see myself doing something very similar to this in 20 or 30 years. I'd be the bass player though, so I wouldn't be getting any old papier mache vagina chicks.
Terrible showcase for this great song. People need to be rocking out in front of the stage and dancing around, not sitting politely in chairs. -1 for that but +6 for a super song and people on stage rocking out.