Caminante Nocturno This isn't the good commercial. That one has a guy dressed as a Balzac and rapping about how awesome he is.
Jefka Take my stars and, please, never speak of this again.
pastorofmuppets yeah, i remember that one. this was the only one that i could find in a quick youtube check but it's not the one i remember.
nuzzles So...this is basically a Gertie Ball in spandex.
kennydra Someone needs to do a mashup of this and the BME pain olympics.
simon666 oh dear god, i'm transferring my stars to you for the evil.
kingofthenothing I remember when I was around the target demographic for these commercials, (young), I read this article in whatever goofy kid's magazine people thought I liked back then, and it turned out the inventor of "Balzac" was a 13 year old girl.
So yeah. 7th/8th grade humor can be marketed. Looking back now, I just can't believe this was allowed to happen. "I bet you can't bust Balzac!"