Strangely ommitted:

* Scene where he waves his arms around like a fruit trying to get the box off his claws.

* Scene where he puts claw-marks in his wall, grunting girlishly as he strains to push the claws back into their housing.

this guy better get an A in shop class for these things.

that box is fucked

TAKE THAT STEPDAD

I really want to hear what this guy say the word "bub".

Because when I think Wolverine, I think The Mars Volta

He's like the human version of Maru!

Renegade cowboy.

Those are probably quite illegal in most states. they would fall under switch blade and concealed weapon laws id imagine.

The claws are bad ass...the whole killing a cardboard box though...

These are cool, but come on a cardboard box?
Attempt to cut an airsoft pellet in half as it is fired at you or rip the shit out of a car or something.

As he doesn't show the claws retract I must withhold two stars.

the music choice clearly tells us "he's a badass"

This is a scene out of Taxi Driver

Take that, cardboard!

My favorite part of this is his terrible ass-out fighting stance.

He must be an incredible bouncer.

I'm mildly frightened of this guy, just not in the way that he was hoping for.

My favorite part is the trampoline at the end.

Whatever the quality of the Wolverine movie itself, there's no denying it's produced some damn fine Internet.

Shadowhare needs to recruit this guy.

Do not cut this guy off in traffic

Trying to work a Shadowrun reference out of this, but I'm hungover and don't care enough. Blah blah blah Mr Johnson bliddy blar elves and hackers.