all the trolling of these kids will endure will have serious repercussions on their psychological development, but who the fuck cares they're xtians...
The internet makes that awkward stage of growing up so much worse. These kids don't seem to understand the lesson of "get off the fucking internet if you spend your whole time on it being made fun of," though.
Everybody thought my buddy and I were gay because... I dunno, because we didn't beat the fuck out of each other and play football at recess I guess. We just shot the shit on the edge of the playground, talking about nothing until the bell rang. So yes we must be gay.
The idea of having a good friend is too hard a fucking pill for most people to swallow. They'll get over it. Unless you two goobers implode into utter lunacy first.