What's with the condom on his dash and how long does it take to cook a dear on your hood?

I'M FREE TO CHAIN ROADKILL ONTO MAH SUV!!!!! YEEHAW

Holy shit, is this real? Looks like mister hard working American is too lazy to write his own songs

Dear Johnny Cash: Please come back and beat seven shades of crap out of this tool. Your pal, Hoop.

SUVs generally get lower saftey ratings than cars, actually. Nice shotgun.

Unwise move, but I liked when the guy ran after the drug dealer with a bat.

The hypocracy made my brain explode.

If this had even a fraction of realism, the drug dealer would have capped him.

This video was lovingly milked from the asshole of a bald eagle. Crying for future.