Keefu - 2009-08-06
These are the things mankind will come to treasure.
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zatojones - 2009-08-06
You just got CAGED
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revdrew - 2009-08-06
fap
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Caminante Nocturno - 2009-08-06
Looking back, Johnny Cage was the best character in Mortal Kombat.
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kiint - 2009-08-06
by responding you are not ignoring
also:
HORATIO CAINE
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Cleaner82 - 2009-08-07 I know, that is my dilemma.
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poorwill - 2009-08-06
Your tax dollars at work.
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-08-09 Haha, yeah, those wacky video games paid for by our taxes.
You are straight up paint-in-mouth pants-on-head stupid.
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poorwill - 2009-08-10 I started out by trying to tie it into the OBAMA WILL TAX US TO PAY FOR ABORTIONS thing, but got lazy and I posted it before I properly fleshed it out or even made it make sense because I decided it wasn't funny anyway and would give a shit. I did not count on intense scrutiny from the eyes of my e-nemesis, Billy Joe Buttfuck Esq.
Anyway, this is fucking retarded and degrades us both. But especially you.
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Riskbreaker - 2009-08-06
They really ran out of ideas for the fatalities. Most of them in the last games just boil down to "punch the other character into pieces"
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FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown - 2009-08-06 I always thought they erred by going more cartoony when they could have gone more disturbingly realistic (Manhunt comes to mind). Cartoony was fun in MK 1-3, but you can't mine anything indefinitely.
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zerobackup - 2009-08-06
MK aged so badly it's just hilarious at this point. Street Fighter is classy!
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Riskbreaker - 2009-08-07 MK has all it's appeal based in the on-screen violence. In these day and age it has been greatly surpassed in that area. I tried to play MK2 the other day and it was awful, the controls are so stiff and just akward in every possible sense.
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Vestigial Johnson - 2009-08-07
poetv has ruined me. He did the sunglasses thing and I just heard "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
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Kumquatxop - 2009-08-07
writhe in my cage of vaginas
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bluiker - 2009-08-07
This makes me wish they'd remake the Mortal Kombat movie with Nicolas Cage as Johnny Cage.
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Grace Mugabe - 2009-08-07 Give it a couple of years and I bet he'd go for it, too
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Hooper_X - 2009-08-07
What, no "Ouch my babymaker" tag?
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EvilHomer - 2009-08-07
I'm strangely aroused by this.
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BOOSH - 2009-08-09
A masterpiece of art and culture on par with Virgil's lesser works
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Ruination - 2010-01-05
I like to think he is winking at the camera when he takes his glasses down, just before the last speed bag punches.
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