Caminante Nocturno I can still remember the bitter taste of betrayal when he joined forces with Saddam Hussein. Part of me died that day.
Part of America died that day.
Sputum I long for the days where our children's heroes could be named shit like "sergeant slaughter".
Camonk And they could defeat terrorists by wrestling them.
KnowFuture While simultaneously singing about how he's turning green because someone shat in his canteen.
twinkieafternoon I like the "only four tickets can still win, but you have to show initiative and call Sgt. Slaughter on the phone" feature to the contest. It teaches kids how to have character, while at the same time emptying out the warehouse filled with those things as fast as possible.
Hugo Gorilla I sent away for the Sgt. Slaughter figure but never got it. It's something my mother likes to remind me every time my childhood, Sgt. Slaughter, or G.I. Joe happens to pop up in conversation. Which isn't often but she does manage to remember at every opportunity.