Just went to dinner with my mother today, and her beau assures me this is not due to global warming or any of that hooey. Prior to about two years ago, I had never heard of a tornado anywhere within 100km of Toronto. I did not bother bringing that up.
quick everyone stand next to some plate glass
QUICK EVERYBODY RUN OUTSIDE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO
TORNADOS IN TORONTO
THEY JUST WANT TO BE LOVED
GIVE THE TORNADO A FUCKING HUG HONEY
Global warming my ass, they had a hurricane there like 50 years ago.
Weather modification at it's finest.
|Time Travel Mishap |
I love how those people leave that store and seem to be heading to there cars while watching the tornado.
For all the comments about how dumb Torontonians are when confronted by a fucking funnel cloud: this is a thing we only know about from TV. HEY I BET I CAN FLY TO KANSAS!
When there is 5mm of snow in Georgia and 90 people die in car accidents, we mock in the same way. It is nature's circle of mock.
this isnt even toronto though - its a terrible, terrible suburb (woodbridge) located 30 minutes from the city and is basically the canadian version of new jersey
|Caminante Nocturno |
It's hard to focus on the tornado when you people won't stop talking.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I don't know who to give stars to so stars for everyone!
Except the evolutionary pitstops gaping outside.
CALL CITY HALL
THE PRO-TWISTER FILIBUSTER HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH
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