When i was about four years old i stuck a small pair of scissors in a power outlet and got an electric shock. It made me a man! It also made my hair stand up.
So, in conclusion, child proofing is for pussies!
"Oh hi you just caught me babyproofing a drawer four feet off the ground, because my baby is huge. Basically it is the baby from Spirited Away. Wasn't that baby crazy?"
Baby-proofing never made sense to me because it assumes that making babies is such an arduous and unpleasant process that I will go to great lengths not to have to do it again.