Cupcakes so big, they almost fill the gaping void in your life! Make cupcakes! Decorate them! Surround them with false cookie friends! Coerce others for cupcake parties! Take photographs for your cupcake memories scrapbook! Carve holes/dongs into them and use them as masturbatory aids because no one will ever love you like a big fucking lump of shaped baked batter could!! THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS*
*possibilities severely limited by theoretical applications of cupcakes and cupcake accessories