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oogaBooga - 2009-12-18

A young John Wayne Gacy.


MongoMcMichael - 2009-12-18

You're assuming he'll actually have sex at some point.


jerrysp702 - 2010-02-06

Even after he murders them they won't have sex with him.


kennydra - 2009-12-18

fuck just take my fucking stars.


Riskbreaker - 2009-12-18

Whoever is trolling Chris these days is a twisted, evil and perverse person. The last thing the world needs to see is a dellusional man-child being transformed into a juggalo.

Five stars of pure evil.


badideasinaction - 2009-12-18

The last thing the world needs to see is *another* dellusional man-child being transformed into a juggalo.

Needed that small fix.


MaulLove - 2009-12-18

He even manages to half-ass juggalo makeup. His mumbling always makes me laugh; why doesn't he have the fucking lyrics on something in front of him?


Toenails - 2009-12-18

1. Take another look at that makeup...

It's fucking sonichu.

2. There's no way in hell he has the reading skills to keep up with a song.


Candlejackv616 - 2009-12-18

yeah especially if "smell yo dick" was an indication of that.


MaulLove - 2009-12-24

Holy shit, it is Sonichu.


RomancingTrain - 2009-12-18

Is he on the verge of tears at 4:25 or is he trying to be menacing?


kingofthenothing - 2009-12-18

I don't know. He's so many things. At 4:53 he's a Mime. At 3:56 he's a jolly old Englishman. At 1:21, he is a little teapot, short and stout.


Indidan - 2009-12-18

at 1:40 he's Bill Cosby.


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-12-18

I am shivering right now. This is very shiver inducing.


bac - 2009-12-18

two great tasteagas


Pillager - 2009-12-18

0 stars.

I refuse to grant attention to played out crap like ICP.

Chris Chan will only get stars from me after he joins the TFL movement.


wtf japan - 2009-12-18

You don't understand. This is one furry short of a poetv hat-trick.


spikestoyiu - 2009-12-18

Your main concern is that ICP is "played-out?"


Pillager - 2009-12-18

wtf japan, that's my point; juggalos & furries no longer disturb/annoy me. They're just pathetic attention whores.

TFL is far more frightening.

along those lines; spikestoyiu, ICP 'peaked' around the late 90's. A bunch of Joker wannabes means nothing to me.

If Chris Chan sat in front of his web cam wearing a TFL nipple flare shirt, fondling a loaded rifle & then belting out a truly vile Bill Greathouse/Ravengaigesmith style rant versus every women who looked at him the wrong way, then we'd have true 5 star evil.


Cena_mark - 2009-12-18

I can't wait for the Juggalo butt-hurt to begin.


mashedtater - 2009-12-18

you live and star hard, my friend


memedumpster - 2009-12-18

You just wait until he starts drawing Sonijuggachu comics and we'll see how TFL competes.


Riskbreaker - 2010-01-16

TFL is way too agressive for Chris, plus, it operates on a completely different way. Chris just plays victim when the situation demands it, the TFL guys love to be martyrs 24/7


bluiker - 2009-12-18

I know it's futile to try to pick any point in Chris's life and say "This is where he snapped," but this is surely some kind of milestone.


memedumpster - 2009-12-18

Oh hell yes!


Doctor Arcane - 2009-12-18

I would have put my bet on him going full on fursuit or TFL first. This is out of nowhere. Creepy.


wart - 2009-12-18

Finally, Chris finds a subculture where he'll be accepted.


Smellvin - 2009-12-18

Chris-chan: the only person in the world for whom deciding to be a "juggalo" might actually be a good idea.


Lindner - 2009-12-18

Given how low on the food chain they were, I... didn't believe anyone could fuck up being a juggalo until now.

Chris Chan. The gold standard of failure.


teethsalad - 2009-12-18

this is an interesting turn of events


kingofthenothing - 2009-12-18

Next week: the skin comes off, and we all learn that he's really a black man named Rodney.

The week after that: He's not really a black man named Rodney. He was just wearing black face.


klingerbgoode - 2009-12-18

Oh sweet jesus.


Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-12-18

clowns with the downs


Longshot- - 2009-12-18

You can have my stars sir.


Killer Joe - 2009-12-18

I wasn't watching the video, just listening to the audio.


OxygenThief - 2009-12-18

Even before he was a Juggalo, Chris Chan was a Juggalo.


glasseye - 2009-12-18

Holy crap.


KnowFuture - 2009-12-18

Oh why not. Juggalo Chris-Chan it is.


Rudy - 2009-12-18

This made my week. How sad is that?


DiscreteComponents - 2009-12-18

I love how enthusiastic Chrissy is to shamelessly and transparently latch onto anything where he thinks there might possibly be a female who will fuck him. Until two days ago he probably thought "Dark Carnival" was a stage in a Sonic the Hedgehog game. Hope springs eternal in the heart of a retarded welfare-leeching potential rapist.


DiscreteComponents - 2009-12-18

Also: At 4:40 it looks like he's suddenly having a stroke. Fuck you for getting my hopes up like that, Ian.


klingerbgoode - 2009-12-18

I think that is a stage in Sonic!


The Mothership - 2009-12-18

Killers in the same dream.


revdrew - 2009-12-18

Well, I gotta say I wasn't expecting this one. Well played, Chris.


pastorofmuppets - 2009-12-18

It's not a real juggalo video until there's are angry video responses. I have high hopes but it hasn't happened yet.


dead_cat - 2009-12-18

OK, I did NOT see that coming.


JSP - 2009-12-18

oh goddammit

god

damn

it


bopeton - 2009-12-18

I'm tried of five-starring us getting trolled. He's a master, and I respect that now.


klingerbgoode - 2009-12-18

It is my Joker-given mission to find an 18-27 year old boyfriend free juggalette to make into a sweetheart from the ground up


manfred - 2009-12-18

I DO COCAINE


kingofthenothing - 2009-12-19

he needs c-c-c-c-help.


fluffy - 2009-12-18

Next up: Faygo addiction.


Udderdude - 2009-12-18

Towering monument of failure.


Camonk - 2009-12-18

I was about to post how Chris-Chan is really getting kind of boring. Well. The make-up, the inept singing... All right, fine. Five more stars.


Hooper_X - 2009-12-18

Goddamnit, just when I thought I was done caring about Chris-Chan, something like this happens and it PULLS ME BACK IN. Whichever pretend girl got him to be a juggalo for "her" is a goddamned evil genius.


Anti-Pope - 2009-12-18

Oh juggalos...


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chris chan is not a juggalo hes a fucking flaming fagit dumb pussy bitch dont even pretend your in my family you fagit ass bitch


kingarthur - 2009-12-19

This...this isn't gonna end well, is it?


kingarthur - 2009-12-19

I think I feel sorry for his parents. Seriously. Do they know about his Internet hijinks?


dead_cat - 2009-12-19

Oh yes, they are well aware. I'd feel sorry for them if they weren't to blame for so much of what's gone wrong with their son.


KnowFuture - 2010-01-10

Apparently he announces it to his mom when he masturbate, so it's to pretty much be assumed they know about his dallyings in the internet.


cognitivedissonance - 2009-12-19

No words. Should have sent. A ringleader.


Repomancer - 2009-12-19

Oh. For. Fucking. Crying. Out. Loud.


Nikon - 2009-12-19

There are no words.


paparatti - 2009-12-20

Oh my fucking christ.


Squeamish - 2010-01-06

Well.

That made me feel better about myself.


KnowFuture - 2010-01-10

Oh, and a super posthumous set of ghost stars for the title of this clip over at YouTube: *****.


Paranatural - 2010-05-22

Unexpected.


Xero - 2010-05-23

Stars cause I still haven't been able to sit through an entire Chris Chan video yet.

And I've watched all of this for fucks sake.
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=42082


Old People - 2012-12-18

For the video, for all the comments, for the world that produced the side-splitting tragedy of Chris-Chan.


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