The most important question... why am i suddenly tempted to vote for Rand Paul?
Jack Conway is a fucking douchebag, every time he sends me spam I am one step closer to voting for Rand Paul. The Jack Conway campaign had some other guy send me an email about how his son killed himself and that's why I should vote for Jack Conway, because Rand Paul said dragging that out into the open was "creepy." One of many "personal tragedy means vote Jack Conway" emails he's sent me. He's a liberal like I'm an evangelical minister and if Rand Paul wasn't so batshit nuts he wouldn't have a chance. The whole Jack Conway campaign depends on Rand Paul being crazy.
Vote for Rand, even though he was an idiot about his opposition to the Civil Rights Act.
I want to vote for a liberal, Cena, it's how I'm programmed. I just wish Kentucky actually had one to offer.
Well you have to like his stance against faith based initiatives. That's very liberal. Libertarians are quite liberal on social matters.
You, sir, are like an ironic siren calling to me in a moment of great doubt. Kentucky is already screwed with both candidates, neither of them are going to vote for anything remotely progressive, so I am left choosing which punishment for being American I want to try and enable to power. I must vote... in hate. Yours is a very dirty level of the game, Cena, I feel so unclean now.
He's not a Democrat. That D next to his name is bullshit, it should be an R. So what would the rest of America prefer? Senator Crazy Pants, or Yet Another Republican Plant in Congress?
In regards to the video, I actually think it was Rand Paul's bong that was named Aqua Buddha.
You don't seem to understand how stupid you sound considering voting for the completely insane guy to teach the guy you dont like a lesson.
Do you honestly believe that I would do that? I was enjoying Cena's libertarian seduction speech, thank you very much. I'm either going to vote Democrat or not vote. I would vote for a sane Republican over Rand Paul, and Jack Conway is just that man. Have fun watching him vote with Republicans to fuck up health care and block green energy for the coal industry.
Yeah, but paul wouldn't? He'd do exactly the same PLUS a ton of crazy shit.
It's beautiful here, I love traveling and then coming home to the familiar scenery. Just because our wealthy elite are so self-entitled that they hate the rest of the rich in America, it doesn't mean they should get to shove everyone else out of the state.
Booze, Drugs, Guns, Gambling, road side attractions, ten hillbillies per acre, and more crazy than you can shake a crazy-shaking stick at. Why AREN'T you living in Kentucky?
No but really, it's pretty here, and it's easy to get away somewhere just outside the city to relax.
It's getting better. You can no longer buy tripod mounted fully automatic weapons at the stockyards, we haven't killed any census workers since the last census, oh, and we finally got a fucking IHOP.
It's been what, six months now? And they had one across the bridge for longer...
My buddy actually picked up a semi-automatic assault rifle as an "impulse buy" at that show going on out of town.
This is now officially freaking me out.
I'm freaked out by how little artillery I'm hearing tonight.
|The McK |
I could swear the title said "Rand Paul's dog is named 'Aqua Buddha'".
I need a dog to name now.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
There's just something about an Aqua Buddha man.
|astropod five |
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Yes, and he'd probably alienate a lot of Republicans. Jack is going to disillusion a lot of the Gibbs Druggies even further. Democrats sliding to the right and Republicans sliding off the abyss into mental illness is not a sustainable trend. We need to clone fifty Anthony Weiners or something, one for each state. Kentucky might need a platoon.
Meant as reply to SolRo in tl;dr section of video commentary.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
Not only am I certain that it was a bong, but I had one just like it during the seventies.
According to Keith Olbermann, the woman has backpedaled on the allegations of kidnapping, leaving us with an attempt to pillory Rand Paul on a charge of bong worship. If not for Republicans, I swear I would never vote for Democrats again.
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class |
George Clinton's God can aqua boogie.
The Creature from the Black Lagoon is an Aqua Boogieman.
That's all I got.
(crucially not 'acting!')
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