What happens? You never have sexual contact with a human female, that's what happens.

I'M LOOKING AT THE WATER ALREADY!

I'm also thinking about it in my head, but I feel less pressured by that.

Also, tilt of the axum.

I can't be the first commenter on all the good bits. There's plenty to go around. Help yourself in an orderly fashion. Maximum of three per person.

I half expected him to say if it tilts anymore, the water will fall of the planet. I wasn't far off.

okay here in this video. If the tilt shift happens, fish will be on land, and they will rule the earth.
You know what they say, plenty of fish in the sea, but they don't tell you that ladyfish don't date menfish because they are brainwashed.

I hope Lex Luthor doesn't see this.

Hey dad, I have a science fair coming up soon ...

It's like basing a conspiracy theory off of an old hostess fruit pie ad.

This. Is. Science.

One hell of a lot of water.

He doubts 90, ok. That seems high to him.

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His logic is seriously harder to visualize than string theory.

I just realized the related videos are MIT open course lectures.

"What happens if we see a tilt in the axle?"

Bill's automotive mechanic roots are showing.

This guy is some kind of special retarded.