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Desc:What happens when asperger's is used for good instead of My Little Pony
Category:Educational, Stunts
Tags:autism, kid, Aspergers, numbers, calculus
Submitted:poorwill
Date:03/25/11
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Robin Kestrel
Is that Mark Zuckerberg lurking in the background?
Xenocide
Mark Zuckerberg is always lurking in every background. Facebook installed an algorithm for that the other month.

Bort
Dog!

Ages ago, SolarTungsten posted a link to a PDF of "Calculus Made Easy"; it's very much worth looking at if you're not feeling comfortable with calculus:

http://www.poe-news.com/forums/sp.php?pi=1001890938
Bort
... or here's the direct link, because who knows how long PoE-News links will still work:

http://djm.cc/library/Calculus_Made_Easy_Thompson.pdf

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Is he actually teaching or is this more about a parent showing off his super smart kid to make us all feel stoooopid?
kingofthenothing
Check out his other videos and some of the comments. This kid's going to be famous.

Mostly Pi
This little fucker is the summation of everything punchable about children. I'm not saying I was any better. I probably sounded the same way while droning on about robots that change into dinosaurs that change into smaller robots. I'm just trying to say that I want to commit child abuse a lot.
Hank Friendly
I hope someday someone finds a way to use all that bitter edgyness as actionable evidence against you in a court of law

chumbucket
Wrong. This kids' the small sample of any hope for a future that isn't completely "made in China".

Mostly Pi
Get off my lawn.

memedumpster
Five for intelligence and eloquence being what you hate bout children. I wish I could give five more for your user name in relation to this.

Mostly Pi
I feel like I need to diagram my original post in a belabored fashion on a window before it's gotten. Lacking that, I'll just do it here.
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FIRST SENTENCE: A intentionally inflammatory statement. The setup for the joke.

SECOND SENTENCE: Admittance that I do not consider myself better than the subject of my hate. By shifting focus from the subject to the speaker, the joke now becomes about speaker and not subject.

THIRD SENTENCE: Expands on previous sentence, allowing the reader to discover that, at my age, I was not nearly as smart and would have spoken in a impassioned and annoying fashion about something useless, like cartoons about robots. While taking the wind out of my own sails I pay the subject of the video a backhanded compliment. He is smarter than I am, but still obnoxious.

FOURTH SENTENCE: An irreverent acknowledgement that the inflammatory tone of the previous statements was both extreme and unwarranted.

ADDENDUM: The single star rating does not mean I want to physically abuse children. It is a summation of my feelings that the video was not entertaining.

ADDENDUM 2: When you hope that I will be some day brought to court and a post I made on the internet will be used as evidence against me, you are hoping that I have or will hurt children. That's a retarded as hell thing to say.
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We made it to the end of the joke, everyone!!! The best part; we all made it there together.

poorwill
Shut up you stupid cunt.

Ursa_minor
Well, I doubt this kid could have put together such a well organized backpedal.

Mostly Pi
Keep on keeping on, internet.

poorwill
A talking cunt. Amazing.

dbtng
I don't care if he's brilliant or autistic. I did way too much of this garbage in college, and eventually found that you don't use calculus as a programmer. Hell, the very most advanced math that I do is statistical analysis (pick a distribution table and plug in the numbers) and some SQL code (advanced set theory), both of which are almost simple in comparison. I would be interested if he had some kind of point, other than showing off the fact that he understands calculus. I understand it too, but nobody seems to be impressed by me.
oddeye
Are you 12?

numb
It depends what you're programming. Ever write a physics simulation?

dbtng
Well, I was 12, and yes, I've simulated basic equations in a VB graphing class. Again, nobody's impressed. I tend to think that's because I, like this young man, have no particular point to make. Who cares if I can do these things, if I'm not doing something interesting with them?

numb
My point was that your statement "you don't use calculus as a programmer" was inaccurate and stupid. I was hoping you'd close the loop on your own, but here we are.

oddeye
My kid could kick this kids ass.
Mostly Pi
I hope your IRL son goes to jail and is sodomized in jail, because you said that. Well, TTYL!

VoilaIntruder
He needs to focus on some real world work, like inventing and organizing extremely long lists of Pokemon or scale minecraft models of boats or something.
dueserpenti
Best part of the video? Super smart and successful people (no doubt) who are super pissed that a child is showing off his math skills. Honestly, you guys should try giving your inferiority complexes a day off.
dbtng
Guilty as charged. It's just that I hate children, you see ...

Xenocide
I suck at math and hate doing it. I've managed to transition from the college to adult professional world successfully without ever having to do anything remotely similar to calculus.

But who cares? This kid is awesome. Five stars.
CharlesSmith
Who do you think you are kid, understanding this thing that I don't? I'm an adult and you're a kid! I hate you now, for reasons I will never examine.

mudl
Nice American suburb
TheOtherCapnS
Holy fuck this was boring. He's not really teaching integrals, he's just doing some integrals.

Five for the evil lurking off camera.
Konversekid
Just came across this and realized it was the same kid. Sorry about the terrible writing, but it's still neat.

http://www.thenewamerican.com/index.php/tech-mainmenu-30/space /6874-boy-genius-sets-out-to-disprove-big-bang-theory
kwash
The Earth isn't mostly made of carbon, like he asserts.

I AM SMARTER THAN HE IS

but seriously, he is really crazy at calculus, something i have little to no grasp of.

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