|Prickly Pete |
Violent J from ICP's favorite wrestler. Fact
Violent Jay would be a super smark. They're the type of wrestling fans who love CM Punk and hate John Cena. CM Punk is a strange case. He's small, not very built, yet he rose to the top because of sheer talent and a small, but dedicated fan base. His fans also keep up with the independents and Japanese wrestling, whereas Cena has been the WWE norm for a long time. This is quite a shake up to the WWE as WWE has been pretty stale for a good while. The very fact that McMahon is going with this story attests to the fact that hopefully McMahon is realizing that he's been taking the business in the wrong direction.
I've hated CM Punk for a long time, but now he's really got my attention.
What I meant to say was, It started small. I still hate him because he's straight edge. I hate straight edgers because they preach about how bad alcohol is, when its only because they don't understand moderation. Either a straight edger will be completely sober, or they'll be doing meth, that's why they go straight edge.
So he's the wrestler for modern day ECWfags?
|Born in the RSR |
Stop the presses! Cena is selling!
He was speared through a table. That'll take down even the strongest men.
Cena's just catching his super-breath to be polite while Punk talks
Who wears short shorts?
Those aren't shorts they're trunks.
trunks aren't spandex
actaully, those are in speedo territory.
you watch muscled men in speedos play-wrestle.
Just search "wrestling trunks" in google images and you'll see I'm right.
And they're different from speedos.
Do your research people. I do my research before I make fun of something.
Ever wonder why cena played a marine and not a coast guard in his first movie?
I miss the ol' Bruno Sammartino-style trunks that came halfway up your chest.
He played a Marine because Marine's are the most hardcore of the military. I can admit that. Coast Guard is still the best. I know we're the best because during basic training we'd sing cadences about how we are the best.
Milkshark, Cena's never really been like most wrestlers. He's more of brawler with a never say die attitude.
The Marines can't hold a candle to the Army. He played a Marine because, had he been cast as a Ranger, he'd have to use too many polysyllabic words.
"Gay guys only like wrestling a little bit more than straight guys."
- James Adomian
Gays hate prowrestling. I've never met one who liked it. Why are you quoting a dumbass comedian like it actually means something?
I don't know any gay men who like wrestling, but I have been told by the most homophobic people I've encountered that they refuse to watch wrestling because they consider it to be incredibly erotic.
I loved wrestling as a kid, I just grew out of it when it lost its golden age and went into the age of mediocrity. I still think it's far less gay than the entire MMA universe, and a lot more fun, honest (not real, but not taking overcompensation seriously either), and less egomaniacal. Also, wrestling fans are generally better people.
"Gays hate prowrestling. I've never met one who liked it." The plot thickens...
How does it thicken? DO you hate prowrestling?
I love that you are checking this submission religiously.
I said it thickens because I am imagining you in a gay environment, with gay men, talking about professional wrestling. I imagine it almost as a response to a personal ad. "No, I don't do that," the young male prostitute says, believing that you are suggesting a forceful entry into his rectum, Coast Guard style.
fake wrestling drama wow.
And people who buy into it.
Yeah I don't see the point in this "real" stuff. It's not real and it's kind of dull. Wrestling was better when it was shamelessly ridiculous (and I was ten).
This was a work. But I'll admit it suckered me in, especially cutting the mic at the end.
The man has skills.
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