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Desc:CM Punk surprises a six year-old John Cena fan with a heel promo and a challenge.
Category:Sports, Classic TV Clips
Tags:wrestling, Jimmy Kimmel, Cena_Mark, cm punk
Submitted:MongoMcMichael
Date:07/26/11
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Cena_mark
This was amazing. The kid was right, last night Rey Mysterio beat The Miz, and then Cena beat Rey in the same night. So John Cena is once again the champ.
I also love how the kid called out CM Punk on being small which he is. I know when you're straight edge you're supposed to abstain from drugs and alcohol, but do they also abstain from lifting weights?
MongoMcMichael
So, you're saying that Cena needed to have a 5'6 luchador beaten down by his former biggest rival before facing him, ON TOP OF being well-rested prior to that match? Oh, and then Cena had to really fight against the beaten-down luchador, since he couldn't pin him to begin with? THAT'S A TRAVESTY AND NOT THE KIND OF PEERLESS VIRTUE THE CENATION HAS COME TO EXPECT! THE PRAYERS AND THE VITAMINS, THEY DO NOTHING! What a cheating, wimpy poser. You should be ashamed of yourself for supporting such a CHEATER, you Tugboat, you.

Cena_mark
Cena didn't call for that match; HHH did. I know its not fair to Rey, but its important for Cena to regain the title to bring get CM Punk to return. When CM Punk returns Cena will crush CM Chump and bring honor back to the WWE.
Rey always brings a good fight. Sure Rey was tired from his match with the Miz, but Rey always fights like a champion. He's quite fast and skilled, but Cena still won.

CornOnTheCabre
Yeah, who would've thought a six-year-old could accurately predict the end of a John Cena match?

You know, besides absolutely everyone.

MongoMcMichael
Man, Cena used to have INTEGRITY. Now he's just a corporate shill who does whatever HHH says and takes the cheapest route to win. Cena_Mark, all the six year-olds in America are crying because their favorite Venom-makeup-wearing birther is supporting a lying, back-stabbing 'champion' who can't beat a midget in a mask without help.

For supporting such an obvious Pearl Harbor job, you're just like Jerry 'the King' Lawler circa 1995. You're what's wrong with our business. You're no hero. You're no Tugboat. You're just a Natural Disaster.

Cena_mark
If Cena lacked integrity he would have allowed the Chicago Screw Job to happen, but Cena actually prevented it.

twinkieafternoon
May I borrow your Tugboat putdown, Mongo? Because it's exquisite.

twinkieafternoon
If ever there was a time to start planning an all-summer Ole Anderson/nWo-style Cena heel-turn, this is the time. Punk is WILDLY over right now, and even has ESPN and its Grantland guys writing articles about how the industry is "back." With Punk in place as a ginormous favorite, the flexibility exists to take a risk or two with Cena (finally).

It would also clear up the "Cena WILL be boo'd in Miami, and it will lower his stock as a face" problem when he fights the Rock.

Cena_mark
Give me a break, I've only been on a tug boat once.

MongoMcMichael
By all means, use it freely and LIBERALLY. Tugboat here is trying to say, "Oh, look, this Cena hypocrite was great that one time," but he sure didn't stop the Hampton Screw Job from happening. Cena SCREWED Rey. He's no superhero; he's a super-hump.

Cena_mark
Cena is the man weather he is a heel or face. I'll support him either way. I remember when he was a true renegade; he wore shirts that said "ruck fules", and he'd hit his enemies with a chain when the ref wasn't looking.
Call me a hypocrite, but I'll support Cena no matter what he does. I'd even back him up if he became a Brony, which would never happen anyways, I'm just sayin.
Tugboat is a terrible nickname for me. I'm in the Coast Guard, I ride cutters. But don't call me cutter, cause that sounds lame.

twinkieafternoon
I don't know. "Cutter Bojangles" has potential as a name. I'll contact Dixie Carter.

MongoMcMichael
We'll call you the Diamond Cutter, because all you do is give yourself self-high-fives. If there's no good and evil in the world, Cena_Marxist, and you'd so willingly turn your back on all the kiddies and all the six year-olds who are looking for a role model, then you are the enemy. And you hate America with all your withered little heart.

memedumpster
I don't care what this is about, I am five starring "Pearl Harbor job."

Cena_mark
BongsmokeMcMicheal, I didn't realize my name was Kiddie_Mark, because it isn't. Its Cena_mark.

MongoMcMichael
That's the tragedy of it, Cena_Marxist: you used to be a kiddie mark. You used to be just like the little six year-old in this video, buying the plastic chains and the fuzzy wristbands and pretending that Thuganomics had a point. But it doesn't. Not anymore. Not only can you not see Cena, you can't see him for what he's become. Cena is a hypocrite who hates children and hates America, and you're just as much a heel for supporting him.

jimmicampkin
For Cena_Mark

"If Cena lacked integrity he would have allowed the Chicago Screw Job to happen, but Cena actually prevented it. "

It's real to him dammit..

Oscar Wildcat
For Mongo. Dude, you are on fire!

baleen
Mark Cena is a faggot.

Orochi
These stars are all for Mongo, particularly for the Hampton Screw Job line. I'm from Hampton; it's nice to be known for something, especially something that makes Cena look bad.

twinkieafternoon
Mongo, this thread is a first ballot induction in the PoeTV Thread Hall of Fame.

"Diamond Cutter...self high fives." "Not only can you not see Cena, you can't see him for what he's become."

Poe-Mongo 3:16 says he just outpromo'd your ass, CenaMark.

twinkieafternoon
I'm enjoying the Heatwave of Punk '11 as much as anybody, but at 2:48 that kid flawlessly predicts the order of events that occurred on RAW this past Monday which led to John Cena winning an interim belt. I will now trip myself down a flight of stairs.

Punk was a little underwhelming here, which is troubling considering how bad he said he's wanted to be treated like a big star and involved in Vince's promotional reindeer games like this stuff.
Wander
A guy fumbles about in conversation with a kid for 5 goddamn minutes. This is like those cat videos where the cat doesn't even fucking do anything but it's a wrestler instead of a cat so he isn't even cute.
Cena_mark
Thus Proving CM Punk isn't ready for the big time.

StanleyPain
sweet jesus people it's NOT REAL. IT'S PRE-WRITTEN SOAP OPERAS FOR 10 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL GET THEIR PARENTS TO BUY TOYS AND LUNCHBOXES AND TSHIRTS. THESE ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS BEING ACTED OUT BY ACTORS FOR A TV SHOW.

christ...and people make fun of the discussions about comics and video games around here....
schwaeg87
these are for you for saying what I was just about to spend time typing.

CornOnTheCabre
Nope, I don't believe you. And I'm NOT just saying that to further push your hilariously misplaced outrage.

Cena_mark
He Stanelylame, remember that time you were enjoying Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Arc. Well I hate to break it to you, but Indiana Jones isn't real. He's actually played by an actor named Harrison Ford.

themilkshark
That female fighting game character you whack off to Stanley... IT'S NOT REAL, JUST PIXELS!

MongoMcMichael
These are for the guy who agreed with the one-star guy's comment so HARD that he gave five stars to counteract it.

Orochi
Those pixels are real to me, damnit.

twinkieafternoon
They have CM Punk lunchboxes!? I gotta get my hands on one of those!

Jet Bin Fever
And that movie HOP with the cartoon rabbit that looks entirely real... WELL I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, IT AINT REAL FOLKS... It looks 100% real, BUT IT AINT REAL!

sosage
These kiddie soap operas have been missing a really good bad guy. A good Ric Flair/Randy Savage sort of performer. He's kinda getting there from what I've seen. *shrug*...but I only watch Botchomania and whatever shows up here.
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