Also because it's not very funny. It's just immature jokes about sprites fucking and insecurity if the audience will get the jokes.
"Obviously. Because, you know. He's ten. He died easy because he's only a ten year old. And it wasn't a hard battle. Because he's ten years old, get it? It was easy to kill a ten year old. Because he's a kid, and easy to kill. Get it?"
I kind of want to play FFVI again now, though.
NewHeavenSalesman the entire skit has that seth mcfarlane-style inability to understand that sometimes a joke can be short and still be funny.