Post  - 2012-01-19
"I'm gonna get rid of that Michael Jackson chocolate bar before someone picks it up for their kids"
Oh you sly fucker
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Corpus Delectable - 2012-01-19 He's going to sodomize himself with it until it melts into a sweet, lubricating, chocolatey mess.
The other two knew that, and also that they were invited, once he warms up.
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Adham Nu'man - 2012-01-19
OH MY GOD MY SON JUST ATE MICHAEL JACKSON'S FACE JUST LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON WANTS TO EAT MY SON'S ASSHOLE
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smellslikefish - 2012-01-19
Three pedophiles sit down at a table and discuss toys for little boys and girls.
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pineapplejuicer - 2012-01-19
it's like a time capsule of christian bigotry
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memedumpster - 2012-01-19
Proud to be the worst human animals possible for 2000 years now.
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StanleyPain - 2012-01-19
DEAR GOD....NOT.....*gasp*...HUMANISM!!!!!!
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Jet Bin Fever - 2012-01-19
It's alllll around you! You don't even know it!
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Old_Zircon - 2012-01-19 Magic all up in this bitch.
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kingarthur - 2012-01-19
How do they not realize they're almost exactly the same as any other group of religious extremists?
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Corpus Delectable - 2012-01-19
Ahhh, yes. The incipient threat of sexy sexy Hindu influence on the trendy youth of today.
Hindu nunchuckery and witchcraft are one missed prayer away from ruining this Christian nation. Forever.
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The Mothership - 2012-01-19
man they made a lot of TMNT shit.
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Doomstein - 2012-01-19 Made? They never stopped.
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dairyqueenlatifah - 2012-01-19
My foster parents were these people.
-Pokemon was about satanic power and all the pokemon were little demons
-Goosebumps books and the show were satanic
-The zombies in Resident Evil were "demons"
-Anything and everything that involved supernatural power was satanic and would likely lead to possession
-Music that was not explicitly about God, Jesus and the Bible was "worldly" and therefore a 99.9% chance that the cassette/CD had had an "incantation" cast on it, so that "demons could influence you through the music"
-Sailor Moon and Dragonball Z were satanic, because 'shooting something out of your hands is automatically satanic"
-South Park was satanic because there was an episode involving the school counselor and pot
-Homosexuals and people who drank alcohol were demon possessed
-The Simpsons was satanic because of exposed cartoon buttocks
-Harry Potter books were satanic because "they told kids to drink animal blood"
-Anything that involved characters that weren't Christian or Jewish was also satanic
-Anything that showed or mentioned sex was satanic. The only time sex was not satanic was when it was between a married couple.
-Santa Claus was also satanic, because you can spell "Satan" out of "Santa"
-Pope John Paul II was "The Beast/Antichrist"
The list goes on. I could write a book about living with those people.
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Xenocide - 2012-01-19 I am so sorry for both of you.
When you write your book, you have to dedicate it to me in recognition of my kind sympathetic words.
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Xenocide - 2012-01-19 Also I like how they decided South Park was satanic because of a pot episode and not because of the half-dozen episodes that actually feature sympathetic portrayals of Satan.
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charmlessman - 2012-01-19
"Vanilla Ice... talented at making money"
Fast-Forward 20 years.
And there you have empirical proof that these guys are nuts.
As if you needed it.
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zerobackup - 2012-01-19
"Humanism?!" - said with such disdain
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Stopheles - 2012-01-19
I recently downloaded the entire NOT JUST FUN AND GAMES video (from which this was taken). The beginning has the bearded guy sitting in front of a computer and bookcase showing scenes from the Thundercats and Simpsons to scare the viewers.
It's pretty glorious as a whole.
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Riskbreaker - 2012-01-20 Back in the early 2000 emails about satanic anime and video games were quite popular. Something about the university of "ecuador" or something like that doing the research. Turns out the characters in dragon ball didn't got their names from Japanese food, but from satanic demons.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2012-01-19
Sometimes they try to make a joke, but they just don't know how. It's really painful to watch.
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Riskbreaker - 2012-01-19
If these people were remotely correct about anything, that means nine of every ten 25 to 35 year old male in america worships the devil.
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CrimsonHyperSloth - 2012-01-19
WTICHCRAFT!
No shit! That's why I fucking love those types of games, magic isn't real assholes. We like to imagine this stuff because the idea is fun and you can't do it in the real world which you seem to exist apart from.
Also he mentions Thunderbay, that doesn't surprise me, fuck that place.
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Old_Zircon - 2012-01-19
I own a book about this. they are apparently a recruiting tool of sorcerers or Wiccans or Satan or something.
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twinkieafternoon - 2012-01-19
Those satan-powered slippers look comfy.
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Cena_mark - 2012-01-20
Videos like this cost me my Ghost Busters action figures. My parents took them away fearing their satanic influence. They became more sane after that, but I'm still pissed about it.
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spikestoyiu - 2012-01-20 On the corner of the street where I grew up, there were some younger twin girls. Their parents were the same way and didn't allow them to watch any cartoons or read comic books. They ended up becoming creepy diner-dwelling goths.
I also had a stepdad who taped over my "Weird Al Yankovic in 3-D" cassette because of the song "Nature Trail To Hell".
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Cena_mark - 2012-01-20 They tried so hard, and now we're all atheists.
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jreid - 2012-01-20
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pepperoni Stick.
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Hailey2006 - 2012-03-01
You notice Tiny Toons is on TV when he talks.
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