"You're welcome!"

Well done.

Served.

Man, they couldn't shut down that interview fast enough.

"He's off-script! Bail! BAIL!"

"THE TRUTH! IT BURNS US, PRECIOUS! IT BITES! IT FREEZES!"

Could have only went better if the pundit had committed suicide on air, but you can't have everything.

Even as a kid I never loved Santa Claus this much.

I don't get it. Why would they give a Pulitzer Prize winner less than a minute, but give Anne Coulter all the time she wants? I guess that Cyber Monday story they cut to was breaking news.

Well the guy sold me a book!

All well and good, but if anybody hasn't figured that all this "Freedom of Speech" and "Fair and Balanced" rhetoric is complete hypocrisy and wildly dishonest, who cares? A ball peen hammer to the head wouldn't get a reaction at this stage.

The shortest segments are sometimes the best.

This might be my favorite minute of television Fox News has ever produced. I liked it even more than Rove's little meltdown on election night.

I've been waiting for weeks for someone to kick their manufactured outrage about this to the curb. All the huffing and puffing about "four American citizens are dead!" yet not a peep about the hundreds of defense contractors (as he so masterfully points out), thousands of U.S. soldiers, and thousands of Iraqi citizens who are dead because of a war we entered under completely false pretenses.

It took Old Man McCain a little while to realize that the whole "BENGHAZI WAS A COVER-UP! OBAMA MASTURBATED TO THE SCREAMS OF DYING AMERICANS! WORSE THAN FIVE WATERGATES!" thing was just an election yeah Hail Mary.

Everyone else knew it was over the day after Romney lost, but John doesn't know how to use email.

*points to pulitzer*

Magisterial.

Their panic and misery feeds me.

Later on the same show, the host said that Ricks "apologized for his behavior backstage" but didn't have the "guts" to apologize on the air. Ricks, of course, denies ever apologizing for anything.