Take two scoops of coffee ice cream.
Dump a bunch of cinnamon on it.
Dump a bunch of vanilla on it.
Dump a bunch of caramel sundae topping on it.
Pour over it a pale ale (or spicy pumpkin beer) of your choice in a tall glass.
Drink that shit like it was sweet sweet liquid alco-candy, because it is.
A small bag of cheap cocaine you bought off your sister that turns out to be meth, 3 bottles of cheap white wine, and 15 cigarettes. And some cinnamon.