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Spaceman Africa - 2013-07-22

EvilHomer you're not supposed to submit your own videos.

SolRo - 2013-07-22

He/it must be stopped!

EvilHomer - 2013-07-22

Thhhbbbttttt. I'd never stoop so low as to go on Reddit.

jangbones - 2013-07-22

I defy you to find a statement more predictive of apocalypse than "I consider "clopping" to be an art form."

SolRo - 2013-07-22

the involuntary smirk when he first mentions clopping is the first warning.

fedex - 2013-07-22

like an idiot I had to Google clopping and the first thing I saw was this


EvilHomer - 2013-07-22

I'm pretty sure that's a joke, whipped up on Photoshop. To the best of my knowledge, there are no standard human fleshlights sold in pony colors.

But, this being the internet, at least one furry artist makes custom HORSE vagina fleshlights:


Link is NSFW and very depressing.

Spike Jonez - 2013-07-22

I hate you, Fedex and Evil Homer. I hate you so hard right now.

EvilHomer - 2013-07-22

There's also this:

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pressed peanut sweepings - 2013-07-22


chumbucket - 2013-07-22

Hahahahaha this wins.

misterbuns - 2013-07-22

jesus christ.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2013-07-22

This is why we exist

Toenails - 2013-07-22

I highly recommend that this man never have another opinion in his fucking life.

StanleyPain - 2013-07-22

Wearing bathrobe, but hair looks like he hasn't showered in a week.

SolRo - 2013-07-22

I think he just got out of the shower, as hard as that is to believe.

This was an amazing revelation he had during the hours of soaping acres of his fat rolls, and just had to get it on video for the world to see.

Jet Bin Fever - 2013-07-22

The only reason I can 5 star yet another My Little Pony video is that it contained no ponies. It was just a sad ball of grease who masturbates to animal themed kids' shows.

memedumpster - 2013-07-22

Psychology has officially lost the race.

eatenmyeyes - 2013-07-24


memedumpster - 2013-07-24

Deranged beyond mentality, pure animal broken behavior code. The evolutionary territory game now reduced to white noise.

RocketBlender - 2013-07-22

Very smart move to call it 'Classy Fapping' in the hopper.

EvilHomer - 2013-07-22

It's all about first impressions.

Urkel Forever - 2013-07-22

Well, I don't care about anything anymore.

unknown specimen - 2013-07-23

So I'm just going to dish and say, yeah I know this guy. Yes, he's really this creepy in real life. I really don't enjoy knowing this person exists. Nor do I enjoy the fact that every time I see him I reflexively reach for my phone to alert the head of security at wherever the fuck I am. (I met him when I was working at a convention and the con's head of security told me to watch out for him).

That being said he had a lot of psychological issues before joining the army, and being in Iraq didn't do him any favors. Sometimes you just lose the psychological lottery, hard.

EvilHomer - 2013-07-24

Do you see him on a regular basis? If so, could you ask him to make more videos? I've been having a hard time finding any of his other material, on Reddit or elsewhere. I'm worried he caught too much flak and yanked his stuff off the net, forgetting only to delete his Youtube account.

It'd be a shame for the internet to lose someone with such passion for what they do.

unknown specimen - 2013-07-26

I try not to see him too often. Usually whenever a convention is going on and I need to distract him so that way everyone can get alerted that he's there.

He's just started posting videos. But if he starts posting about magic then, well, that's not going to end well.

Gmork - 2013-07-23

Deserving of a one star, but five for evil.

FreeOJ - 2013-07-23


Matthew Chapdelaine - 2016-07-28

Unknown Specimen, I don't know what your fucking name is, but this is Clop0byte. I'm going to find out which one of my "friends" you WERE. I'm going to assemble a small army of competent social media users, programmers, and high level, clever writers. When I find out who you are, I'm going to use online detection tools like mention.com to find where ever you pop up online. I will lead my my army, and use my tools to make sure you never have a good reputation with anything, ever again. You might as well resign yourself to a life working at Burger King. This is the Information Age, and I can destroy you without touching you. This is my hate. Enjoy!

Matthew Chapdelaine - 2016-07-28

If you want to hide, that's fine. I can probably narrow down the short list of people I've known in my life that fit your description.


I, however, will not hide.

My Twitter is @EmperorMathias

My youtube channel is https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr_DrvdVlwH9SDqvuiKyWTQ

And I wasn't in the fucking Army. I was in the Marines, bitch.

I will never lay a finger on you. You will never see me.

EvilHomer - 2016-07-28

Oh my god, really?


EvilHomer - 2016-07-28

Hey Clop0byet, welcome to the community (or "welcome to the herd", as we ponies say *nudge nudge wink wink*)! Please stick around, and feel free to sample all the great things we have to offer!

As mentioned above, I would love to see more videos from you. A lot more videos from you. You should submit them here, too, so we can all watch them together. Hold nothing back!

"Ummm, if that's alright with you..." ::fluttershy face::

Matthew Chapdelaine - 2016-07-28

Yes, really. Drop me a line. I've even started making more content.

EvilHomer - 2016-07-28

Cool cool, glad to hear it, please do. And be sure to stop by on some of the current front page videos, say "hi" to people, introduce yourself to the community and let us know what your plans are!

Haven't seen your friend (?) unknown specimen around lately, but I bet he'll turn up if you ask around enough.

Semper Fi, fellow Equestrian!

Matthew Chapdelaine - 2016-07-28

It hurts more that it was a friend. I don't make many real ones. A random internet troll I could just write off, but this is pure betrayal, and that hurts really bad. I won't be a victim. I am a warrior. I've been through 2 wars in Iraq. Thanks for the Semper Fi.

Are you talking about the videos on this website? Ok, cool. Still, I would like it if we could talk on Twitter. I have PM open if you prefer that.

Matthew Chapdelaine - 2016-07-28

I'm also on skype and discord.

Skype: Mindblade16

EvilHomer - 2016-07-28

Awww, that's too bad man. I just watched your video "100 Subscribers", and I am glad that you managed to make some friends through MLP. It can be hard reconnecting to people, especially after you've been down-range (I'm OEF myself, Army, never went to Iraq but can relate), and whatever helps, no matter how weird, is ultimately a good thing for you.

I don't use Twitter, but people around here know me as PunchySonichu on DeviantArt. I have some funny pony art posted there which you might enjoy.

Also, re: unknown specimen. We like to troll people here on poeTV; it is our way. But we are generally very kind and understanding about our trolling - we are merry pranskters, more like Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie than like Gilda, if you know what I mean. I don't know if Mr Specimen really hated you, or if he is one of the people you consider a good friend, but I wouldn't worry about it too much, or take it too personally.

Unless getting mad at him inspires you! Motivation is also good, whatever the source.

Matthew Chapdelaine - 2016-07-28

I'm Matthios on Deviantart. You can contact me there too. This is going to be so much fun! Great to find another Iraq War Battle Buddy who is also a Brony!

EvilHomer - 2016-07-28

I don't really consider myself a brony, just a guy who appreciates great horse-related cartoon shows, but yes it is nice to meet you! Please make videos and enjoy our website.

Also bear in mind that more people WILL laugh at you, but deep down inside, they aren't really jerks (well, some of them are, but most of them aren't).

Matthew Chapdelaine - 2016-07-28

I agree. A lot more people are going to laugh at me an hate on me, especially as I grow my presence online, but I can handle that. Every comedian has hecklers. There will also be a lot of people who find me disgusting an just flat out disagree with my opinions.

It's this betrayal that hurts. It must have been a rather close friend too, because I don't let many people get close enough to know as much as this person knows about me. Again, I can narrow this down. I can manage the damage this person has done.

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