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Killer Joe - 2014-05-16

Boss as hell, yet equally lame. It's perfect. I'ma make another gin and tonic and finish the second half.

craptacular - 2014-05-16

agreed, watching the making of was incredibly interesting, the end result though is kind of lame. it looks heavy and cumbersome. if someone came at you with that, and you managed to dodge the swing, they wouldn't have time to lift it again.

Gmork - 2014-05-17

Swing? I think you mean "let fall on the enemy".

Jet Bin Fever - 2014-05-16

This is the worst weapon. I would take a butterknife over this fucking thing if I had to defend myself.

BHWW - 2014-05-17

Oh, next thing you know, you'll be claiming that a unwieldy sword with a revolver clumsily built into it isn't a practical weapon either.

SixDigitDebt - 2014-05-18

Don't know. Seems to be a pretty decent weapon vs Slender Man.

exy - 2014-05-16

On the one hand I split my log in 1 stroke, but on the other hand it took as mcuh out of me as 9,000 strokes with a hatchet.

Now make Nightmare's surfboard-sized sword from Soul Caliber.

memedumpster - 2014-05-17


fluffy - 2014-05-17


ashtar. - 2014-05-17

I was going to say something about how poeTV:GAYSQUAD has very strange tastes in men (I seem to recall someone would fedsmoker), but then I remembered the women that poeTV:TEAMSTRAIGHTDUDES has declared doable and I think we're about even.

EvilHomer - 2014-05-17

I stand by all of my choices.

bongoprophet - 2014-05-17

I stand by everyone's choices except Caminante's

memedumpster - 2014-05-17

Is "has a skill in metal working" really strange to be attracted to?

EvilHomer - 2014-05-17


fluffy - 2014-05-17

I was just wondering if you were into the dude or the sword. I'm not judging.

Old_Zircon - 2014-05-17

As a resident straight dude, I can verify that "has a skill in metal working" is a big plus in a woman, too.

Gmork - 2014-05-17

Oh hell yeah.

EvilHomer - 2014-05-17

Well, I guess I would Gaige from Borderlands, and she's good at metalworking. I'd say for me it's more a combination of her being a dork for robots and a pegasister than her metalworking, per say, but the metalworking is not a deal breaker.

EvilHomer - 2014-05-17

Also, one of my DC Universe OCs is a talented metalworker, but again, that's more because she builds robots and stuff.

Anyway, just out of curiosity, how does one develop a fetish for metalworkers? And what do you think of Skallagrim? He's a blacksmith, too.

memedumpster - 2014-05-17

The sword is cool (for what it is), but I wouldn't do it. Now,if it were chromed titanium with a built in tesla coil, I'd consider at least watching myself jack off in its reflection.

I know a girl who did a blacksmith apprenticeship at an ironworks. It happens more than you think.

I don't have a specific metal worker fetish, more of a general those who can build and construct fetish. Skallagrim is cute, but so are puppies and kittens.

EvilHomer - 2014-05-17

So I was about to complain about the complete lack of a tang; how this was a rookie mistake and how it would absolutely ruin any chance of using a sword like this, impractical even under the best of circumstances, in an actual sword battle. But I skipped around to see how he attaches the blade to the hilt, and at 29:50 or so he claims he'll do a video addressing these very concerns. Does anyone know if and where this followup video was posted?

Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2014-05-17

Dude! click on the link at the top of this video when he mentions it!
Leads you to a video of him beating the shit out of the blade/handle junction weld on one of his similarly constructed swords with the back of a massive axe while the sword is supported at either end on pallets.
He hits it really hard till he seems pretty exhausted. The whole blade is bent but the weld shows no signs of breaking.

EvilHomer - 2014-05-17

Yeah, I noticed that after I posted. I remain skeptical - he was hitting a different sword, and we only have his word for it that the tang welding was the same - but holy shit the flaming sword while standing on a car. I think I understand what meme sees in this sloppy bear.

memedumpster - 2014-05-17

You might enjoy the tang on this one better.


Also, shirtless fantasy sword bear.

Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2014-05-17

In theory when you weld you are fusing several pieces of metal into one... Did you know that if you were to hold two pieces of the same metal which are *perfectly* clean and free from any contamination or impurity together they would fuse into one?
Or in other words, how do different pieces of metal *know* which bit they are in? They are all just blobs of atoms.
The reason metal parts dont normally fuse together like this is due to the presence of air and lots of contaminants on the metals surface like oil, oxides etc.
I used to be an architect and its acceptable to use welded structural steel members. But, in order for the joint to be a *real* structural joint the weld must be good and it depends on the skill of welder. So its not often done on site where quality control is not so high, usually its done prior to the main construction.

Gmork - 2014-05-17

I'm definitely meme's type.

Sanest Man Alive - 2014-05-17

Uhuhuhuhuhuh, "members".

Robin Kestrel - 2014-05-17

I have also complained about a lack of tang.

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