|The Mothership - 2014-10-24 |
Cowboy hat man is my newest hero. God bless you, cowboy hat man for your attempts at situation dis-fusing, your brusque language and your body slams.
Also, BECAUSE AMERICA! YOU KNOW WHAT I"M TALKING ABOUT!
The closest I came to an altercation at an airport was at the Portland one. It was about 6 in the morning and I have to at least have something before I fly. Anyway, the only bar open was the local microbrew (really not bad for an airport bar price-wise.. I think a pint of IPA was like 4.50) and these two dudes with confederate flag tank tops come in and order "red beer." I'm sitting there trying not to laugh as the bartender pours them the Red Pale Ale when what they clearly wanted was Budweiser with Tomato Juice (or tobasco depending on your neck of the woods) and they got all up in the poor bartender girl's face like "what the fuck is this shit?" She tried to come up with different options, but the brewery in question has nothing that resembles cheap beer, and the rest of the places were still closed. They left and there was no altercation, but it was definitely a culture clash for the ages.
I was thinking about moving to Austin a while ago, and people told me the old stereotype when you go 10 miles outside of Austin and it always involved "ten gallon hats" as an apocryphal tale. I seriously love cowboy hat man.
Austin is fucking great. There are also a few pockets of good Texas, plus loads to explore in West Texas if you're into ghost towns and abandoned military bases. El Paso is a hole, Houston is the worst city in America, never been to Dallas.
Glasseye is correct, PDX is the most civilized airport in the world.
Oh cool! I never made that connection. Last time I thought about PDX airport it was because people were protesting the new carpeting pattern. The airport I miss the most was Minneapolis' when they had the big arcade in the middle with lots of pinball. If Portland's had one of those, I'd probably just hang out at the airport all the time.
oh and the Cheers bar with animatronic Norm and Cliff-bots that never worked right.
|kamlem - 2014-10-24 |
Guy wanting to kill homosexuals criticised by man that worships deity that wants to kill homosexuals.
oh jesus way to judge a guy (who did shit-all wrong) because he's a white Texan in a cowboy hat
I was referring to the brother at the end with the stellar suggestion that psycho dude needed more homosexual murdering deity in his life.
A selfie rings clapboard to me. I stopped there, so I had to rewatch to really get your reference. If I'm inside thatguy's head (and I am), I'd imagine he did the same.
Jet Bin Fever
Your knowledge of religion is weak, as are your attempts to troll.
|urbanelf - 2014-10-24 |
It ends on a good note with mom and dad and bro. Good feels.
|urbanelf - 2014-10-24 |
Also, someone pointed out in the YT comments that pink-shirt may have broken his ankle. Crunchy sound at 1:22.
I heard that too. I was thinking knee, because ACLs tend to be real crunchy.
|sasazuka - 2014-10-25 |
I added a "pink donut eater" tag. As in, "Just because I'm wearing a pink shirt doesn't mean I'm some kind of pink doughnut eater… although it is tempting."
|Nominal - 2014-10-25 |
This was all just viral marketing for TGIF, wasn't it :(
|Binro the Heretic - 2014-10-25 |
You know, I suspect alcohol may have been involved.
And more than a little dash of stupidity and homophobia.
|animegurl1000 - 2014-10-25 |
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2014-10-25 |
Five stars for onlookers actually giving a shit and helping instead of just standing there screaming "WOOOOOOOOOORRRRLLLLDDD STAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"
"CUZ THIS IS 'MURRKIA THATS WHY!" is never a good answer.
I guess I should rephrase: I've never heard it used as a good answer. There are certainly hypothetical situations where it'd be perfectly appropriate, however.
I was setting you up to respond with CUZ THIS IS 'MURRKIA THATS WHY!
Our act will never make it on the vaudeville circuit until you start taking this seriously. I never should have saved you from those seals.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2014-10-25 |
"the same reason you want to live and breathe black!"
(gasp from crowd)
"You know what I'm talkin' about!"
I actually don't, but you better redneckognize...that you're going to jail!
(•_•) - ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
|Jet Bin Fever - 2014-10-27 |
But did Christy get the video?!?!?! I NEED TO KNOW.
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