|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-07-25 |
As always, hilarious with the sound off!
|OxygenThief - 2015-07-25 |
Her body movements are so close to that of an actual human being that I was fooled for a second.
|chumbucket - 2015-07-25 |
Skeletor with hair.
|TeenerTot - 2015-07-25 |
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2015-07-25 |
Genuinely feel bad for her.
Ok not really.
|Killer Joe - 2015-07-25 |
Oh, that preview image.
Still sticking to what works, I see.
|15th - 2015-07-25 |
Brought to you from a rippling pool of Turtle Wax.
|infinite zest - 2015-07-25 |
I'd still hit it
I'd think she'd be snarky the whole time. And hitting the laugh track button every 30 seconds.
I said I'd hit it, not listen to her talk :)
And knowing me, I'd probably be done in 29.. :D
|fluffy - 2015-07-25 |
Flip wipe between jokes.
|Kabbage - 2015-07-25 |
Someone needs to CG a cigarette in her hand and a stripper pole in the background.
|memedumpster - 2015-07-25 |
Oh man, it's been a while, let's see if I can still do this.
... has taken a big hit among Corrections Corporation of America.
... or, as president Obama calls it, "the WWIII lobby."
... without McCain, we wouldn't have won the war on women as vice president.
... he is headed for the sanctuary city of Mitt Romney's gardening shed.
... his own Indian name, "Goldman Sachs."
... the prisoners identified with the president, because they are mostly black with a smattering of white here and there too.
... he has just endorsed stealing guns from Federal agents as an alternative to just accepting them as gifts from Eric Holder.
... he doesn't mind being dead broke, because at his age, his music sounds embarrassing.
I don't miss these.
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