|Old_Zircon - 2016-10-02 |
Already better than TYT.
Sexy Duck Cop
OPTIMUS PRIME EVISCERATES DONALD TRUMP WITH DEVASTATING AUTOBAHN SLAM
sure, Ceynk. Lure us in with a clickbait title and a misleading preview frame of Jon Stewart and...
...oh. He, uh, wasn't lying.
|cognitivedissonance - 2016-10-02 |
Pmurt rhymes with hurt
|Lord_Crocodilicus - 2016-10-03 |
Man he uh, really nailed that Monty Python reference at the beginning.
Why does this footage look vaguely like it was recovered from an inferno?
I think it's cause he shoots his footage with his 3DS. The dual lenses warp the footage.
Various theories have been put forward. Cena's is the one currently favoured by the Christorical Research Society, but me, I'm partial to thinking that the distortion is caused by the ghosts of Patti, Scamper, and his various dead gal-pals.
|Cena_mark - 2016-10-03 |
Bob would have totally been a Trump guy. I'd love to hear them mass debate about the election.
Sexy Duck Cop
If Bob were alive, he would've conscripted Christian to become Trump's running mate just to "make a man out of [him]", and Christian would be forced to manage all policies, both foreign and domestic, while Trump makes America great again.
"[stress sigh] Well, I got, got to manage the entire economy now....real fine, real fine mess all ya'll trolls in Congress left me with the budget negotiations...this whole scenario feels like it could serve as some form of commentary in of itself that functions on multiple levels...."
I'm guessing Bob's political leanings have contributed, at least in part, to Christine's.
Sooner or later, every son rebels against his father; Chris' rebellion came a little late, but it's glorious.
Brilliant comment, SDC.
Homer, Bob's political leanings only seemed to fade when Chris was becoming Christine, which preceded Bob's death by just a few months or even weeks. They clashed on it as noted by the time Bob "threw the fag card" at him, but I think Christine was truly freed by Bob's passing.
Sexy Duck Cop
"And Martha, let me just add one more thing."
"Please be brief, Secretary Clinton, we only have time for one last question."
"There is a very..."
"...brave young woman...."
"....who said 'Trump spelled backwards is Pmurt'".
"HOW DID YOU DISCOVER THIS???"
It's the classic Greek myth. Son kills the father, becomes the daughter, starts jerking off into a fridge so he can trick lesbians into raising his God-decreed kids for him, etc.
And Bob wasn't entirely off-base, either. Chris has always been a little gay, and the more he fights it, the weirder things get.
The worst part about this new PolitiChris saga is learning he's a Garnet fan.
"Dang boulder. I jus... I just can't get it up da dang hill, before this autism Causes me to Crash Into slumber... an' then the boulder, amongst which and all that, it just, just rolls right back Down AgaAyin.
Honestly though, if love is the boulder, then Sissypuss is a genuinely excellent metaphor for Chris.
Incidentally, I was helping my galpal write some MLP fanfiction the other day, and in the course of doing this I stumbled upon a great short interview with Salman Rushdie, in which Mr Rushdie neatly sums up the inner artistry of Sonichu:
I myself have often made these points both here and elsewhere, but it's nice to have a trusted authority, ready on-hand to explain it all in five minutes or less.
The Legend Of Sissypus
"If Love is the Boulder, why can't I get my rocks off?!?!"
|cognitivedissonance - 2016-10-03 |
This is a serious, respectful question to the Trans community: I have seen so many balding Trans women, with the long dyed hair. Is there a taboo against wigs? Why? Why is it always a dyed mullet? It's just a weird commonality I see. If I were transgender, I'd want to be the most convincing I could be. I'd have like a dozen wigs. I'd be dressed to the nines. I'd wear platform boots and white lipstick. I would not half ass it.
I'm just curious.
I think huge wig collections, dressing to the nines, platform boots, and white lipstick are traits of drag queens not transsexuals.
do you put alot of work into looking like a fat nerd in a fedora or is it all natural
So then, do the feelings of depression, social awkwardness and difficulty being comfortable in one's own skin maybe stem from an inability/lack of desire in being presentable to others, NOT a deep seated feeling of sexual confusion? Maybe we could start there before we start chopping ding dongs off.
I'd say it's because Chris and Christine are still very similar. As Chris he didn't take care of himself or dress fashionably, and neither does Christine.
>Serious respectful question
>Platform boots and white lipstick
>not half ass it
>presentable to others
>chopping ding dongs off
Shit like this is why we don't like answering your serious respectful questions.
It costs money to be a sexy woman. And if you're a man, it costs even more.
|bopeton - 2016-10-03 |
"She is the smart... er, the more smart... choice." Even CWC knows she's only good by comparison.
Im reading all your posts in whiny chiding Starscream voice from now on.
Nominal, if you can do a Starscream voice, I have some... requests?
A bit of a tangent but, did Starscream just give amazing head, or what? All he ever did was whine and repeatedly betray Megatron. I can't figure out why they kept him around.
|Sexy Duck Cop - 2016-10-03 |
Hillary wouldn't be a bad President with a reasonably cooperative Congress, despite her personal failings. I think she'll be better than the low expectations created by a year of relentless negative campaigning.
|kingarthur - 2016-10-03 |
Also, cog, I really don't think Chris Chan is the ruler by which one should measure all transgender individuals.
|Pillager - 2016-10-04 |
Imagine Chris as a performer of She Male porn.
What would his alias be?
"Imagine" nothing; he technically has been already.
He's got more celebrity sex tapes than Kim Kardashian.
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