At first I thought this was a dupe of the exerpt I had posted earlier but this is the whole soul crushing tape. If you can make it to the end and not lose your will to live then you can survive anything!
I looked this up after it was discussed on Best of the Worst and it's one of those things where it's terrible in ways that are difficult to comprehend, but at the same time you almost have to be in awe at the level of dedication these people had to this fucking one note joke.