|MacGyver Style Bomb - 2021-08-03 |
Fuck everyone involved in this.
|yogarfield - 2021-08-03 |
1 for CWC.
Amazing. Have you seen F9 yet? I don't want to do spoilers, but your boy showed up.
No, but I am looking forward to seeing him in Suicide Squad
Highly recommend F9. It's some next-level stupid fun.
|ashtar. - 2021-08-03 |
Any engagement with CWC makes you a worse person. Pity, contempt, whatever: she's a black hole.
|Cena_mark - 2021-08-03 |
I wonder if this was inevitable whether trolled or not. Christine never grasped or refuse to grasp the concept of consent. This goes way back to Megan who complained about her getting too touchy whenever they were together. Other girl's noticed this as well like the one who went on a date with Christine at the mall before the Man in the Pickle Suit ambushed her.
There were only two ways this was ever going to end: incest or cannibalism.
The last two frontiers left in this shitty universe we've built.
I wouldn't say it was inevitable, but more like she was always teetering on the edge of unreasonably selfish behavior. If Chris had been going to therapy and this topic were to come up, there's a better chance it could have been avoided. Chris probably shouldn't have been her primary caretaker, but she was already living in the home and available. The responsibility stressed her out and she started being mean to Barb, along with the weird flirting. There were lots of signs that something bad could happen, and it did.
I forgot the Too Many Games convention where she rented a table, but was thrown out of the con for getting too feely with people posing with her for photos.
CWC is a uniquely American creation. Any other industrialized nation would have provided her with counseling, and she wouldn't have survived in the developing world.
Chris always, from the very beginning, lived a completely Freudian existence. He always confused sexual lust with maternal love. Bob was a sinister Oedipal figure. Bob stood in the way of toys and video games, which were the fruit of Barb, the eternal Mother Goddess. The crazy Sonichu shamanism was an attempt to bargain with that goddess and keep the trees laden with produce. Bob was a Rex Nemorensis, who had to be slain so Chris could own the orchard. Luckily for Bob, he escaped before what was his INEVITABLE fate at the hands of his own son.
We were spared a murder at the cost of a rape.*
*bullshit! Chris can’t even open a Slim Jim without crying!
|Cena_mark - 2021-08-03 |
I wish Homer were here. I loved his commentary on CWC.
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