Enjoy  - 2021-10-25
Wait. I like my ballsack snuggled up against my thighs and taint. Wouldn't it feel weird to have them in another pouch?
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yogarfield - 2021-10-25
Since this site is dead and there's absolutely no point in remaining dignified, I can throw this one into the void.
This is a glitzed-up version of an old style of boxer brief. I'm annoyingly well-hung, and when I was younger I bought a pair on accident. As soon as I put them on I realized that little hammock is made specifically for dudes with tiny dicks who want to show a bulge. If you have anything going on down there, it's more noose than hammock.
5 stars because their website has a very cringey ad with what looks like that Kyle Hill dork dancing down some stairs in a pair of them.
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garcet71283 - 2021-10-25 I too am annoyingly well hung and can't get the smell of pussy off me.
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cognitivedissonance - 2021-10-25 Well, having a perfectly average sized penis gets me something at last! A LACK OF ANNOYANCE!
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yogarfield - 2021-10-26 You joke, but it's really not one of them good problems.
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duck&cover - 2021-10-26 I'm also well-endowed. And I'm a bouncer.
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Mister Yuck - 2021-10-26 They call me Big Dick in the union because I'm tall and nobody likes me. My banana won't fit in this hammock.
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yogarfield - 2021-10-26 @duck&cover
The irony here is that I've also a spent a single night as a bouncer when a friend of mine got sick and the bar needed somebody to work the door. Stand-in bouncer, thankfully no bouncing was needed, and niche in-joke achieved.
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yogarfield - 2021-10-27 lol I'm going to puke. 5 stars.
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rural - 2021-10-30 Listen up, Gigantor: it's *by* accident' You did it *by*accident. I've spent months trying to get my kid to stop with the "on accident" nonsense. Where did this come from?
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jangbones - 2021-10-31 I have a gigantic hog.
That's all.
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yogarfield - 2021-11-01 "On accident" is also accepted, but it's an antiquated phrasing with a more regionalized usage. If I were writing an academic paper on how these boxers wouldn't fit my junk, I would have used "accidentally".
5 stars for bothering you on accident, and 5 dollars says that kid of yours grows up to hate you for pedantic twattery reasons.
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The Mothership - 2021-10-26
I prefer Hanes, I like their 'achieve ballance' jingle.
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duck&cover - 2021-10-26
Ball hammock punch underwear.
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jangbones - 2021-10-27 really feel like these at least double your chance of getting punched in the nuts
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ashtar. - 2021-10-27
The only thing I find comfortable for my giant girth python hog: https://amzn.to/3vOrKw6
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