|Crab Mentality - 2022-01-27 |
I voted out of this hopper for the purposes of pointing out that this whole "controversy" came out right at a time in which Mars has been accused of slavery in it's supply lines. Like, you know, more than regular chocolate companies, which is already a lot.
It's always the chocolate companies.
Fun fact for the void: Roald Dahl initially intended the Oompa Loompas to be Willy Wonka's captured Pygmy slave workforce, but they made him paint them orange.
Right wingers like to point that out. They're like, "You woke hypocrites!" But they don't really care about fair labor, they just want to bash wokeness. If Mars fixes their labor practices the right will start whining about a bag of M&Ms costing a quarter extra.
John Holmes Motherfucker
The term "woke" originally came from black twitter. Not everyone knows that, but I'll bet that the serious white supremacists do, and that would mean that would make the disparaging use of "woke" by Republicans a racist dogwhistle.
And in this case the "wokeness" is just flimsy corporate bullshit.
@JHMF "It comes from black twitter" lol.
It comes from "stay woke", which is a common AAVE phrase that goes back to the fucking 1930s. It's been in songs for almost 100 years, and only recently co-opted as an insult by far right types. The fact that you don't know this shows how out of touch you are, so maybe don't go preach about shit you don't know about.
John Holmes Motherfucker
Jesus Christ, man, how long have you been waiting for me to make a
mistake? Hope that it was worth it. :)
|garcet71283 - 2022-01-27 |
Not sure I can, in good conscience, eat a candy I wouldn’t fuck.
You’d need a really micro-peen to fuck an m&m
Yeah I just can't get it up for that less sexy M&M. Total boner killer. My go-to used to be a Pringles can filled with sexy, sexy M&M's and Vasoline petroleum jelly. But now ...
Fuck. I might as well just shoot myself.
Solro, your lack of imagination is not surprising.
I shamefully admit my lack of experience with fucking candy.
|Crackersmack - 2022-01-27 |
I miss the chili m&ms, I must have been the only person that ate them because they were only out for like a month and I got a bunch on clearance
It was part of some promotion where they released 3 flavors, I think chili, coffee, and honey, and then had the public vote to keep the one they liked. I think coffee won because people are terrible.
|ashtar. - 2022-01-28 |
It's interesting that none of the m&ms are actually sexy. Like, no boobs or whatever. They're all just ovals. They have signifiers that we've sort of agreed go along with sexiness like high heels etc. It's like there's a big sign saying "this is the sexy circle" and people are mad that they changed the font on the sign.
|Nominal - 2022-01-29 |
Has Tucker finally reached his end of life Glenn Beck moment where he loses it for good and no one takes him seriously anymore?
You know better than to hope.
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