There's something about Christians and their idea of good clean fun being burping and farting.

I used to have to go to these "cool" Bible Study sleepovers. It was all pizza, soda, burping contests. I knew a kid who could do what she's doing with burps, but with farts. He'd get on his back, suck air into his ass somehow, and then just fart all night while other people kept trying to light them on fire. They ended up burning his asshole when they melted his gym shorts.

So um, yeah I guess we all got closer to God that night.

5 for everything about this being absolutely wretched.

Enchente.