Support the thin mew line.

Cats > cops

Damnit Butters this time you've gone too far, the mayor'll have both our asses in a sling!

"So this is some imitation Onion story I guess?"

(the most placeholder parody name for a fictitious town + Jeff Epstein post by cat)

"Okay, this HAS to be a joke."

"This is getting pretty long and detailed for a joke..."

"Oh my god, it's real."