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So much wrong with this...
1) Couldn't she just throw the pizza away? Why bother killing it?
2) A garbage disposal won't work properly unless you run the cold water
3) Wouldn't the pizza man get cut up before he could pull her arm into the disposal?
4) Not electrocuted by shoving the metal object into the sparking switch
5) Shouldn't she have gotten that fixed already?
6) Spoiled brat can't even take off her own anchovies
7) Dummy Rum is a fag
Now I have to go and watch all the House movies again.
"Never sneak up on a man when he's blasting Metallica!"
Hey dummy rum, remember when everyone found out you jerk off to super-obese inflating anime girls?
this would be even better if it ended with "get the door, it's dominos"
5 for that last line.