Doink!

What is this, bouncing animal week?

I didn't know they could do that. Should they be doing that? Are they prey to sinks in the nature?

That was unexpected.

we used to catch mice out on my buddies farm by putting seed into large buckets. They'd fall in, and couldn't jump or climb out. Then we'd mash them.

How does this shit always make it out of the hopper?

I like gerbils. So, five stars.

I had a hamtaro joke ready, but then I realized it was the wrong animal.

God damn it.

Screw all y'all. POING.