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Comment count is 33
Hooper_X - 2008-04-07

sorry about the video quality, but holy shit, awesome. Slim Jims just electrocuted that guy, and nobody feels bad about it.

gambol - 2008-04-07


Screwtape - 2008-04-07


cognitivedissonance - 2008-04-07

Those kids spent a lot of time, effort and creativity on that play. Respect for others is just as cool as your extruded beef heart slurry, MR. SAVAGE.

Lies, lies, LIES! - 2008-09-13

I'm reading your comment in Olberman's voice.

Boxhead - 2008-04-07

So is The Macho Man poeTV's unofficial spokesman? I can't help but feel warm in the soul every time I hear his gravelly insanity.

Jaguar Wong - 2008-04-07

This advertisement has been with me since I first saw it, so many years ago, a friend for all time.

Yes, Mr. Savage, yes. I do want to feel a little excitement.

DrVital - 2008-04-07


Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2008-04-07

Bored? Well eat a tube of dried fat.

zatojones - 2008-04-07

Yeah I've never had a Slim Jim I'd describe as "juicy"

King of Balls - 2008-11-23

I did once; I'll never forget it. I had found a novelty Slim Jim that was several feet long at a tourist attraction while I was driving from Ohio to Massachusetts. I couldn't eat the whole thing in one sitting (that's gross, in retrospect), so I saved it in the glove compartment. I took it out the next day after staying in a motel and tucked into it. It was wet, at least, if not "juicy". The fat had somehow pooled at the end I bit and exploded into my mouth like a penis at climax. I did throw up, actually, and I try to avoid Slim Jims nowadays.

Keefu - 2008-12-31

Holy shit, 5 stars for that story.

Old People - 2013-03-12

Try chewing one for a long time without swallowing. It becomes a sturdy latex gum, I shit you not.

Caminante Nocturno - 2008-04-07

Oh no, the play is ruined.

Pangalin - 2008-04-07

"Art Thou Bored" is a lot better than "OH YEAH" when you've just destroyed a wall.

Udderdude - 2008-04-07


kiint - 2008-04-07

is it the slim jim or mr. savage that can manipulate electricity and magnetism to such a destructive degree?

Merzbau - 2008-04-11


revdrew - 2008-04-07

Man, that director just wanted to put on a good play. Those kids really weren't into it enough.

StanleyPain - 2008-04-07

From the uncut version of Romeo and Juliet. Not as good as the uncut version of Hamlet, though, where rather than the play-within-a-play bit, Macho Man just jumps on stage: "OH YEEEEAH, I SMELL A MURDER MOST FOUL AND THE STINK IS COMIN' FROM YOU BROTHA!! SNAPINTOASLIMJIM!!!"

Hooper_X - 2008-04-08

Jesus christ, that sounds like the greatest idea ever. For the first time in ten years, I wish I had majored in theater - do a production of any old Shakespeare play where the entire cast are dressed and act like famous pro wrestlers.

I guarantee you that would totally fly in most departments as a senior project/master's thesis/whatever.

baleen - 2008-04-08

What they don't tell you in school is that this is actually a lot closer to Shakespeare original vision.

glendower - 2008-04-08

Mr. Savage: You should have played Tybalt!

Camonk - 2008-04-08

Take that, you stuffy teacher! Your standards of quality and education aren't welcome here!

I'd like to see him ruin Othello. "OH YEAH! IAGO HATES YOU MAN TAKE HIM TO THE MAT!" And then he kills Iago with lightning and everybody parties.

athodyd - 2008-04-09


fun nugget - 2008-04-15

Why aren't all slim jim commercials like this???

Oh wait, they are.

phalsebob - 2008-07-21

Well, if Shakespeare had more suplexes maybe Macho Man wouldn't have to step in and pick up the slack.

biclops - 2009-01-13

What the hell is the 'Yip' sound between the explosion and the "ART THOU BORED?"

IrishWhiskey - 2009-04-23


Charles - 2009-06-05

Those kids are really bad bad actors, if you understand my meaning

Riskbreaker - 2009-07-11

Nope, not bored anymore.

ashtar. - 2010-07-24

Oh, wow. I must have seen this 500 times when I was a kid. It is kind of distressing that any in-depth analysis of how my character and psyche formed would have to take in to account Macho Man Randy Savage and Silverhawks.

The Mothership - 2012-09-15

Why yes, Macho Man, I am.

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