|Sean Robinson - 2008-04-20 |
Goddamnit, just spraying water on girls in cutoff t-shirts does not a contest make. It is a complete insult to all the dedicated nippler athletes that have spent years in training for World Wet T-Shirt Association sanctioned events.
|StanleyPain - 2008-04-20 |
what. the. shit.
|waxeater - 2008-04-20 |
Setting the reputation of gamers back twenty years.
|RockBolt - 2008-04-20 |
"Fulfill the fantasy of being the cool guy at the club"
|rustedmutt - 2008-04-20 |
Wow...rabble sure doesn't know when to stay down.
|Doctor Arcane - 2008-04-20 |
Jesus Christ people, go outside.
|Valkor - 2008-04-20 |
|Random_Hajile - 2008-04-20 |
It's like they designed a game specifically for guidos.
|Spoonybard - 2008-04-20 |
X: Serve Beer. Y: Serve Cocktail. A: Light Cigarette. B: Attack.
|fatatty - 2008-04-20 |
Finally a game where I can live out my fantasy of being the coolest douche at the club...great...
|citrusmirakel - 2008-04-20 |
Nothing livens up a party atmosphere like a fight in the middle of the action. Oh, and hurling a guy into the bar? They love that.
|TheMarsTravolta - 2008-04-20 |
It's interesting how over fifteen years Las Vegas changed it's image from an adults playground, to a family friendly resort (the MGM actually built a theme park), and back again. I remember hearing that downtown was redoing there image to be the "sinfull, adult playground las vegas" (I grew up in Las Vegas till I was 21).
I guess this game proves how succesfull that redesign was...
Las Vegas is nothing like this. Going to a Las Vegas club is NOTHING like this. But who's say's it's a game developers responsibility to accurately portray a city that's in itself a facade?
Hyping up the Las Vegas image and douping any idiot to vicariously experience a life that doesn't exist, and even if it did, they'll never live is just pathetic. The image of a socially inept man sitting on his couche vicariously driving the nice car, vicariously walking past the bouncer, and vicariously dancing with objects of desire sickens me.
It's important to know that you're the party". You're the douche with a controller in his hands.
|Corman's Inferno - 2008-04-20 |
This was written by the hilarious Jay Pinkerton. I really hope that the trailer is just bad marketing.
|Hooper_X - 2008-04-20 |
Oh man, this is going to be the KING of the cut-out bin. I cannot wait to pick up a copy of this for .50 and use it as a drink coaster.
|C. Eloi Marx - 2008-04-20 |
Driving reasonable facsimiles of exotic sports cars. Drunkenly grinding into girls. Holding onto the wall to steady myself while urinating. Sucker-punching guys from behind. Mechanically re-enacting dance moves from Saturday Night Fever.
I don't need to play this game, 'cause I fuckin' live it! .\m/
|1394 - 2008-04-20 |
I was skeptical until I saw the 'drunk dancing' animation.
|Hakujinjoe - 2008-04-20 |
I think I played that bar game 25 years ago when it was called rootbeer tapper...
|dancingshadow - 2008-04-20 |
You gotta admit, they captured Vegas perfectly. Walking jerkily around in a place with rigid boundaries wondering why the fuck the graphics are so bad.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-04-20 |
Turns out dating sims aren't the saddest games you can play.
|The God of Biscuits - 2008-04-21 |
LAS VEGAS DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOOD NIGHT.
|Hooper_X - 2008-05-22 |
Followup - I wish Jean Baudrillard was here. He'd wet himself.
|Cleaner82 - 2008-05-27 |
I remember the Party Mechanic. That was some high budget porn and it showed, let me tell ya.
|CornOnTheCabre - 2008-07-02 |
On the one hand, this game looks like a steaming pile of shit. On the other hand, I'm pretty sure it puts us that much closer to a ROAD HOUSE game.
|Pie Boy - 2008-08-02 |
That's not Vegas.
|klingerbgoode - 2008-08-07 |
"When a powerful businessman begins turning Las Vegas into a family-friendly tourist trap, you must start your own powerful empire and resurrect the famous adult playground. Party hard at the hottest clubs to make VIP connections. Grow your bankroll by hitting high stakes tables. Race the fastest cars on the underground circuit to raise your reputation. Fight off enemies with fists and firearms to prove your strength. Where you go and what you do is your call whether counting cards, seducing dangerous women, cruising the strip or starting bar brawls, there’s lots of excitement on the way to the top."
|Kumquatxop - 2009-03-06 |
"one thing that differentiates us from other open world games is our incredibly detailed interiors PACKED with gameplay"
|Triggerbaby - 2010-11-03 |
UPDATE: This game was canned during development.
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