|TheDevilsDictionary - 2008-06-21 |
Can't you people just sell Bill some mayonaise without confusing him?
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-06-21 |
"You got gays in my mayo!"
"You got mayo in my gays!"
Warning: Mayonnaise will expire before the gay.
|Magical Man from Happy-Land - 2008-06-21 |
Some people's brains just seize up upon seeing two men kissing. Apparently bill is one of these people
|Maggot Brain - 2008-06-21 |
Sometimes a mayonnaise ad is just an mayonnaise ad.
|Xenocide - 2008-06-21 |
Bill doesn't want to see men kiss. He just wants to see them consume a creamy white goo.
Bernie Goldberg is even stupider than usual here. It's "nuts" to think that Heinz would want to appeal to gays? Do gays not have money?
|Beyonce Knowles - 2008-06-21 |
I can't even watch this
|CornOnTheCabre - 2008-06-21 |
Well, he does have a point. Gay people DO like mayonnaise.
|Yellow Lantern - 2008-06-21 |
What the hell is Goldberg talking about? When has Wile E. Coyote ever successfully blown up the Road Runner?
|Xiphias - 2008-06-21 |
STOP IT! THERE'S TWO GUYS IN THE HOUSE!
|Meerkat - 2008-06-21 |
Five stars for the preview image of Bill doing a gay version of sticking your finger in your other hand's hole.
|RomancingTrain - 2008-06-21 |
More like gayonnaise, amirite?
But seriously, if these kids really did have two daddies would they call one dad and one mom?
|Cleaner82 - 2008-06-21 |
That's why this didn't play in America. Americans are too fucking dumb to figure out a simple commercial.
True enough. I guess when I say "Americans" I mean "dumbshit Americans", which you have to admit loses some of its bite.
Rodents of Unusual Size
I have to admit that even I did a double take at Bill's reaction. Gays on the TeeVee!
It's like his monocle popped while he was watching the game with his frat bros as this came on.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-06-21 |
I find it more shocking that a proper British gentleman and a tough-guy American could fall in love so deeply. Yet, as the same time, very heartwarming.
This ad just gained Heinz a loyal customer.
|halon - 2008-06-22 |
Bill just wants mayonnaise. So much mayonnaise, all over his face, in his hair, staining his dress.
|KnowFuture - 2008-06-22 |
No, white man, that IS to much to ask for your precious mayonnaise. To enjoy this condiment, you have to admit to being at least a tiny bit gay.
|phalsebob - 2008-07-14 |
I haven't watched the clip or read the comments, so prediction - Bill doesn't like gay mayonaise, and somehow Europe is making everyone gay.
How wrong I was! Bill wants mayonnaise, without kissing. Probably doesn't even want to cuddle afterwards.
the whole idea of this debate makes me think that Bill O Reilly sits around watching mayonnaise commercials for hours at a time, and this particular commercial totally ruined his Saturday
WHY CANT I JUST ENJOY MY INFINITELY LOOPING CONDIMENT COMMERCIALS IN PEACE
|Hooper_X - 2008-08-11 |
...I liked the ad BECAUSE it looked gay. Aw! The deli guy and the businessman have a happy relationship!
And then these faggots have to come along and ruin things.
|IrishWhiskey - 2008-12-18 |
O'Reilly doesn't want is gayonnaise on his falafel. The falafel he rubs over the big boobies. Oh yeah.
...ahem. Anyway, point being that company is perverted.
|kingofthenothing - 2009-02-02 |
if it was a gay thing it'd have some lady and the tramp type scene with two dudes eating the same hot dog, which, thanks to Bill O'Reilley's reaction, they're probably going to do now.
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