Well we picked the last one based on who we'd want a beer with. Why not pick this one based on who we'd want to make our girlfriend hate our family and hiss, We're never spending Thanksgiving with your family again!
Five is for the pure evil. I wouldn't have a beer with Bush or McCain, much less have them over for dinner. How anyone can vote or the guy is just beyond me. I suppose fear or tax breaks for the wealthy are the only motivations.
Five stars for how proud I am of my fellow Pittsburghers that this didn't get a bigger laugh. Minus one star because I can't escape the nagging feeling that they were more offended by his implicit criticism of cigarettes than anything else.