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The doll's eyes, the ventriloquist dummy mouth, the snout. What the hell is happening here? WHY DOESN'T HER MOUTH MOVE?!
Her affliction is the extremely rare neurological disorder, Mobius Syndrome.
Which cranial nerves have to atrophy to make FF7 and Kingdom Hearts cosplay seem like a good idea?
Oh shit, really? I kind of feel bad focusing on that part instead of the horrible line reading and ZOMG ZANINESU.
I thought that was where if you bent back over on yourself with a half turn you ended up with only one side.
Doesn't Sonic the Hedgehog have that disease?
She looks like she's had major reconstructive surgery done. I saw a girl who's face was destroyed in a terrible car accident and this was kind of what she ended up with.
I thought it was Dark Crystal cosplay.
all 5 stars go to dancingshadow's comment for genius/hilarity level
Are these young lady's videos just plagued with sync issues, or does she have to shape her consonants so differently than the rest of us that it looks all wrong?
The close ups, wow.
I can't watch this.
I just can't.
But you know you have to!
LOOK INTO IT, NOCTY. IT IS WHAT YOU WORSHIP.
I can't watch this either.
I'm throwing in the towel on this one too.
This is what the first generations of prototype replicants looked like.
Two phrases come immediately to mind.
"What has been seen cannot be unseen."
"AHH! ZE GOGGLES DO NOTZING!"
And a third:
"Not with a stolen dick."
Does anyone else see the Bruce McCulloch resemblance? This is a creepy KITH character come to life.
Great poker face.
I think I had this once after a visit to the dentist.
if she was gonna do cosplay, couldn't she at least pick a character that she would have to wear a mask for?
I shouted with fright at 1:40 and 1:51.
"Did you just break my bed?"
I'm hungry and thirsty now.
I bet her mouth makes a great bottle-opener.