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The Rapid fire nature of so many twisted literary names is what makes this.
This is stupid. I laughed and laughed.
Ralph Waldo Humperson!
I'm glad everything turned out alright for him in the end.
Hans Fistin' Andersen.
His life really looks like it's on the upswing, after that rough patch there.
I love this view of the distant future Internet where everything is voice-based and every possible screen name has been taken probably by people from the past five hundred years.
Those names are silly.
It's so hard to get a whore in the 21st century...
William S. Butthole.
He missed Henry Longfellow.
E. E. I'm Cummings
This would've been funnier if he were trying to sign up for AIM.
He looks a bit like Ralph Fiennes.
Props to Severian for finding this.
Additional props to Boots Reingear for re-finding this, and exposing us all to it during Team Fortress 2.
Helpful hint: Don't watch the screen. It's better without.
Harriet Felcher Stowe bumps this to 5*'s.