I used to know a kid like this. He had long hair and kind of asexual tendencies, and he once told me about the hole in his wall that roaches constantly emerged from.

Kid had issues, is what I'm trying to say.

If you find something that infuriating, why not just go do something else? This is what I absolutely do not understand about people who cry about video games.

2:25.

Games like these should have sensors in the microphones that give everyone else a higher percentage of health the moment someone breaches a certain number of decibels.

BOB SAGET!

This is why I'm for legalizing late-term abortions.

As in, very, very late-term abortions.

I can't really point fingers. As a small kid I did this at Ghosts & Goblins.

Fuck that game...

My ex brother in law did this until like well until to his late twenties.

I have to admit, I've acted like this when I was younger to at least a few games.

If by younger I mean a few weeks ago.

But I don't do this shit online. If anything, people in online games hate me because sometimes I bust out laughing so hard when I die, because of the spectacular way in which I met my demise.

Perhaps the greatest thing about gaming hardware is how expensive it is, and thus, one's reluctance to damage it during moments of extreme duress.

All that rage and nowhere to direct it (although the love taps to the television and the feeble dance he does during the last few seconds of the video were likewise amusing).

I have to admit that this is my fault, I "fuck you'd" when I should have "shut the fuck up." Sorry. :(

Xbox Live, ladies and gentlemen

why I'm happy Halo3 has a mute function

I hate Halo too, but not nearly as much as this kid it would seem.