Because McCain said so. That's all this idiotic. shrill-voiced stain of humanity has going for her. Sorry she's got like a million kids, too.

Pfft, she totally likes mooseburgers, you fancy-pants elitist.

Excuse me... we elitists wear pantaloons.

I'm not scared of McCain winning because of McCain. I'm scared because there's a more than likely chance that he's going to die in office, leaving THIS as our president.

I never thought I'd say it, but I'd actually prefer another four years of Bush than taking that risk.

Because she'll overturn Roe v. Wade, and that's priority number one.

THAT'S CALLED AN EARMARK, CUNT.

Ebert said that? One more reason to love that man.

You mean one reason to love that man. As in The one.

No, that is not at all what I meant, but on the bright side now I hate you.

There are so many reasons to love Ebert, but that is now my current favorite.

I just assumed some sort of fog had wafted into the room.

I thought this was a softcore porn.

5 for you, sir.

Half the fun of elections is calling out the shit-eating republicans on their lies

yeah you missed the point. we're having fun.

Yes, you're right, all politicians are exactly the same and therefore it is never worth calling them on their lies, which are all of the same importance. When you think about it, the past eight years of the Bush administration are just as much the Democrats' fault as anybody else for...some reason.

Almo is above it all. From Planet Almo he watches us all and laughs at our naivete.

Tickle-me Almo

Democratic lies tax the rich a little bit heavier.
Republican lies strip away our rights and murder people abroad.

I know which kind I prefer.