While in jail, an acquaintance of mine told me that one of his cellmates told him "There's plenty of sex in prison" and that "if you want a boyfriend, you can get one."
for the next debate someone MUST have the audio of this play RIGHT AFTER the candidates get to each podium...man, what an epic moment of discomfort and laughs! We'll all forget about our hopeless economy thanks to this dude and his climate.
The most terrifying part of this is how nonchalant Mr. Tossed Salad Man is about the whole process. How many times do you have to eat out a jelly-infused shithole before the act becomes a boring chunk of everyday 9-to-5 detritus?