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Comment count is 21
GiantAtomicFreak - 2008-11-22

"Hello, Costume Depatment? We need to dress a man as an undead Ninja but we don't want to spend very much money."

halon - 2008-11-22

Fuck yeah; I love this movie.
The soundtrack was great, too.

Also, this fight sequence is objectively better than any fight sequence from the latest James Bond. Think about that.

Caminante Nocturno - 2008-11-22

I still have the soundrack CD for this movie.

halon - 2008-11-23

But Do you have "More Kombat"?

...because I do.
I regret nothing.

Monchiles Monchiles - 2008-11-22

I just love how Scorpion cartwheels out of the trees when walking would have sufficed. That man is committed to being a ninja. And how totally unfair was it that Scorpion had his animate harpoon and firebreath and Cage couldn't even throw his green shit yet?

Valvados - 2008-11-22

To be fair, at least he used the Ball Breaker on Goro.

Camonk - 2008-11-22

The problem with Scorpion's technique is that he flips less like a ninja and much more like a high diver.

Honkykong - 2008-11-22

I saw this in the theater twice, then I bought it on VHS and later on DVD. I've made a huge mistake.

Goethe and ernie - 2008-11-22


El Zapatista - 2008-11-22

Did Johhny Cage just use Gymkata?!

Camonk - 2008-11-22

Thanks for stealing my joke, jerkface. But yes, he definitely totally did.

theSnake - 2008-11-22

I knew this sucked the first time around.

Stog - 2008-11-22

Really? I watched this when I was ten. It was cringeworthy but fun to watch.

Caminante Nocturno - 2008-11-22

This movie ended up becoming a harbinger of what the Mortal Kombat franchise would eventually become.

StanleyPain - 2008-11-23

To be fair, this is probably the best video game to movie next to Silent Hill.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-11-23


Dirtchamber - 2008-11-23

This truly is one of the best videogame films ever made.

fluffy - 2008-11-23

I love how even the tree bleeds in Mortal Kombat.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-11-23

I want to say "it's just Scorp's tentacle-hand-harpoon getting a hardcore nosebleed," but I like your idea more.

Dr. Venkman - 2008-11-30

shit scorpion beats johnnys ass like he fucked his sister or something!

Rape Van Winkle - 2011-01-19

This is like the worst thing ever. -4 stars because I saw it in the theater.

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