Caminante Nocturno - 2008-12-12
She's marginally more tolerable when she dresses nice. It's too bad she still can't stop herself from complaining all of the time.
And her breasts are too big, too.
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coprolalia - 2008-12-12 If she were twelve you'd be the one submitting these.
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Cleaner82 - 2008-12-13 At this point I think he feels people would be disappointed if he didn't come by and do this.
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baleen - 2008-12-13 I find this lady's shtick tired and boring, but maybe it's because I don't have a vagina that was born in 1950.
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baleen - 2008-12-13 and there are far smarter, funnier women out there doing far more interesting things like this, so THERE.
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baleen - 2008-12-14
Just because you don't know about it doesn't mean that it doesn't exist.
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chumbucket - 2008-12-12
I thought I was completely done with these but it's so very timely and spot on about how annoying those crappy and squishy pawn shop ads
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coprolalia - 2008-12-12
Five stars for the broke journalist joke.
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halon - 2008-12-12
This is probably one of my favorites. Also, caminaNte beat me :(
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RockBolt - 2008-12-12
JEWELRY FACE
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erratic - 2008-12-13
a lot of these jokes fell flat, but hey, it's Target Women. 4 star minimum.
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Cleaner82 - 2008-12-13
Be careful what you wish for, women. From now on, no jewelry, I have it on tape from the duly appointed representative of all women herself.
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simon666 - 2008-12-13
I'm just going to get my women a copy of this vid for xmas.
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1394 - 2008-12-13
JEWELRY FACE and shots at Jared's, awesome.
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theSnake - 2008-12-13
God. she's so ugly. I love her.
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Braze - 2008-12-13 She looks like Nicholas Cage
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Hooper_X - 2008-12-13 god, she does. that kind of ruins shit for me, 'cause i dig this lady but i hate a nick cage.
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Cap'n Profan!ty - 2008-12-13
Disappointed, I thought it would be an attempt to sex up the Target jewelry department
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glasseye - 2008-12-13
Another home run.
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Hooper_X - 2008-12-13
I am stealing this bit and using it in my intro sociology class.
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socialist_hentai - 2008-12-13
fuck you!
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Keefu - 2008-12-13
I'm sorry.
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Honest Abe - 2008-12-13
OH GOD I WISH THIS WERE ANIME
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Testicles of Doom - 2008-12-13
She's funny enough, but I don't think that dress does anything for her.
It's like six miles between her ears and her breasts.
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godot - 2008-12-13
Not a comment on the vid, but read this article for a clue into the sheer brilliance of De Beers marketing:
http://www.ibiblio.org/pub/electronic-publications/stay-free/a rchives/16/diamonds.html
There was a time before customary diamond engagement and anniversary rings. We, collectively, were sold some lumps of coal.
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Xiphias - 2008-12-13
the least you could do is put a "target women" tag in there, man
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fluffy - 2008-12-13 Fixed.
Also let me just say I love the goddamn comments.
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Killer Joe - 2008-12-13
Whoa! It has a sweet remix of 'jingle Bells' after the clip!?! Gotta getta Gap!
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Operation Cornflakes - 2008-12-13
mmmm Sarah Haskins
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StanleyPain - 2008-12-13
I don't get the Haskins gate, but whatever.
Also, the soul-crushing irony of taking a woman who is basically making a feminist humor column and criticizing whether she's pretty and the size of her boobs.
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charmlessman - 2008-12-13
Some day, Sarah Haskins, some day.
And the fact that you think jewelry is stupid only makes me love you more.
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Burnov - 2008-12-21
Jewelry face.
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pathetique - 2009-01-15
oh no jewelry face!
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Lies, lies, LIES! - 2009-02-05
I guess we're going to have the sex now!
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numb - 2009-02-21
she's cute and funny
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karl hungus - 2009-04-18
I still fucking hate her, but this one made me giggle.
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ashtar. - 2009-06-25
I like her because she's a woman that hates the same things about women that I do. I think this makes me a 'feminist.'
I have been mystified by jewelry for some time now. It's sparkly rocks people. You just spent two month's salary on a fucking rock that is shiny. What are we, crows collecting reflective foil bits to take back to our nests?
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flotsam - 2010-05-23
If you did not enjoy this video, then please turn your attention to this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExjxpfFdfbg
There, there, it's all better now.
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