SPOLIER ALERT: The man in drag at the end was stoned to death as an abomination unto the LORD

What the hell is happening here?!

God imagine being married to a woman who wears a Jean Doublet

Cows?

That sounds like the most boring night out ever.

... why does she point to the cows for emphasis that it's the Girl's "Nite" Out?

best lip syncing since Mill Vill

I'm confused. And I like it.

The vomit quarter of my country has never made me happier to be who I am.

There are places in America where this is reality as far as the eye can see. And the eye can see a long way, because the land is flat.

They clearly went out, but I'm unclear as to where they actually went? Megachurching it on a week day? EPIC

I don't think there's an American segment of the population that I relate to less.

dictatorship of the proletariat

Fun fact - the reason it's NO MEN ALLOWED is because everyone knows that for a woman to preach the Word unto men is an abomination before the Lord.

Oh, to be a man in that arena - knee-length denim skirts and crocheted vests as far as the eye can see.

Oh, boy! Cows!

If the scandals of the prominent male evangelical sect leaders are any indication of the dark depths of debauchery going on in these communities, I'm pretty sure I'd be sneaking into the women's group meetings too.

Also, air fiddle.

This video caused me to make a face like a whiff of something two weeks dead. Uck.

What kind of name is Chonda? Here's more by "Chonda":

http://www.youtube.com/user/chondapierce

This is why I am not christian

You left the men at the Salon with only half their child molester-do! Then you leave the children with the idiots and a BOY was playing with a DOLL!
Back to the hearth to you, Jezebels.

"No cook. No clean.
No dishes. No washing machine."

Uhm... Woman, I don't know if you've forgotten, but you're a fucking Promise Keeper. I'm pretty sure that according to your cult's bylaws, statements like "No cook, no clean" means your children are morally compelled to stone you to death.

so the clout is kind of like the clap? i don't understand

Someone should warn these girls they're contributing to the rise of male homosexuality