soar loser. hoo boy

Don't worry, dad! I'll prove your innocence by zipping around on a flying surfboard with my pals from college.

No, really, this will work.

Seriously, I came up with codenames and everything.

No, you DON'T need a defense attorney. This is better, trust me.

Besides, I spent our legal fund on boomerangs for Soar Loser.

Dad, no, seriously, I...dad...DAD.

DAMMIT WHY WON'T YOU SUPPORT ANYTHING I DO.

Goddamn, I remember this.

Soar Loser originally wanted to call himself Boomerang, but all of his teammates kept calling him Soar Loser. Soon, the bad guys started doing the same thing, and the name stuck.

Nobody likes him.

Yeah, Soar Loser. I'm wondering what mid-90s cultural archetype HE fit into.

(no i'm not. he clearly was meant to be a "grunge rocker" and i am 99% certain that exact phrase was used in the pitch meeting.)